RobMc

Is this rant because I couldn't defrost you earlier ?

I laughed, and then thought hold on, this may turn out to be true? you youngsters must resist this brainwashing with everything you've got, people are just accepting far too many things that are just not true or fact, tv adverts a good example.

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How many Brits live in France? -FACTS The French Labour Force Survey estimates that on 1 January 2016 there were 148,800 British citizens living in France while the latest French INSEE census estimated there to be 151,800 British citizens living in France in 2014. According to the 2014 census 43% were between the ages of 15 and 54 while 46% (almost 70,000 people) were 55 or over. There are similar numbers of French citizens estimated to be living in the UK. Data from the Annual Population Survey from 2013-2015 estimates that there are 154,800 French citizens living in the UK, however the majority of these (79%) were estimated to be 15-64 years. A very high percentage live in France because of property prices Fucking yea, the polls said the remains would win and pro Brexit parties would win, bollocks as usual, there is a huge present Government majority to get out of Europe, tough shit Scotland you should (and rest of UK wish you had), voted to leave, too late now Jock. They're not getting a vote every year until they win lol, it was made clear this was a once in a generation thing. What you may not realise abroad was how they tried to rig the vote, once it started you remember the people of the UK (residents) were voting for their future let me tell you who they allowed to vote :_ Any Commonwealth citizen in the country, the Irish (Eire pro Europe), and a few others, if Scotland had voted for independence (therefore no brexit vote) there would have been a huge majority to get out, this was reflected in the recent parliamentary voting. Are there any spare guillotines knocking about? You still don't get it do you, we do not and never did want to be European, although we are currently best friends we have also been the bitterest of enemies, when the going gets tough the tough get going and I'm afraid Europe has let us down in recent history quite a few times, we do not forget that easily. We wish you all the best, keep sending the wine and cheese but remember if we can buy them elsewhere we'll do that, still love you and Frenchi though.

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Ah, the romantic Dutch ? Hallo jongedame heb je net als ik en doe je Fuck?

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You must all watch the one about triggers brush too Trigger's Well Maintained Broom | Only Fools and Horses - YouTube

Shit stirrer you know damned well about some of them, you numby Ice 'Queen' would not thank you for thinking she's from the UK, we all miss Kitty a lot. After yesterdays dose of Russian 'world class players' I think I'll be joining you all soon.

Look out USA this is coming to you, the Snowflakes are winning hands down :- BBC Radio 1 will not play the original version of Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl this Christmas, because its audience may be offended by some of the lyrics. The station said young listeners were particularly sensitive to derogatory terms for gender and sexuality. Firearms Safety Consultation aka OWB 2.0 - YouTube To complete the full set, I think to keep you safe they should ban you from leaving home Oh! hold on now ?????

It's been a long time since anyone was mad enough to date me

This is getting to be the politics column lol. Firstly we do not have any common interests, we were conned into joining a common market, then conned again into a federal Europe which we hated. Do not take this as racist but we think of Europe as a nice place to visit, but an awful place to live, and worse for years we paid most of the bill. The average European mentality is not that of the UK, and despite the rubbish coming from the SNP I don't think it is in Scotland either. For an awful long time the people wanted out but our politicians kept us in, but apparently democratic votes do not count either in the UK or in Scotland (who voted to stay in UK). Good luck in the future with your ultra socialist policies, open borders, non elected rulers, 24 languages and building the infrastructure using your money in the poorer countries who will probably leave too, there's no fool like an old fool. Despite being an entity and a power for many years there is no defense force, no central rules and policies, no allegiance other than your own country and 24 languages who refuse to speak in one, however the lawmakers spew out crazy laws and rules which are not obeyed nor enforced so are useless. Good Luck, you'll need it.

Was that pun intentional ?

Our meat does not give brain disorders, you only have to look at Painkiller, Shiny Absol, Sgt Chris, Baldie and ........ Oh? hold on ?

6 days bye bye, won't be back and our fault we were fooled into it despite never joining it thanks to corrupt politicians, not giving us a vote to join.

Yes we have lots of good male nurses too, are there no male nurses in France? In my experience male nurses are excellent, very professional. But the hairy triangles are far better in the female changing area, oh I get it now, in France you have mixed genders, we're sticking to male and female now we're out of Europe.

Non, c'est vrai

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joyeux anniversaire mon petit ami cochon rose

Face like a bulldog sucking a wasp, tiny dick, breath of a sick dog and foot odour like a ripened cheese. Absolutely irresistible to females Wallet the size of a house They love cheese

Shiny's not speaking to me at the moment but she's coming round slowly. However the Queen has asked me to keep an eye on her rebellious subjects and I am only too glad to do so. Only the other day I visited two dogging spots, a girls school and hung around a beauty parlour while the bikini waxing was in progress, Rob will not be deflected from his patriotic duty, and tomorrow armed with my new binoculars I intend to watch the local hospitals nurses changing room in case there are covid misdemeanours. Be assured, as soon as it's warm enough for nude sunbathing again Rob will be out on patrol. Yes the Empire is safe in my trenchcoat, I will not expose it to any dangers.

No, I'm uglier

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ffs Santa told me mine was exclusive, the only one in the world ???, but looking at the ribbon on your photo I see what's happened - you got the boy ! Hint - turn it over