RobMc

FFS, those pizzas must be the Italian version of 'fortune cookies' But unfortunately true, most people associate certain jobs and nice clothes with intelligence, complete bollocks, they also confuse the ability to learn what others have written or done with intelligence. Who is the cleverest human, someone that can use tools, diagnose complicated problems (such as medicine), programme computers, write in good grammar (for understanding) etc etc, or who has a Phd in Star Trek studies?, beam me up Scotty I've a job awaiting me.

And that's new for you ?????

So is your favourite rock band AC/DC ?

If your sound card uses third party software you may need to configure that, and make sure onboard sound is turned off in the bios.

Poor girls disappointed ?

Longer than your porn fckr

I daren't do it in case it crashes.

Yea but with our memories now, we can't remember the f....g fantasies ?????

Get hold of this guy Rugger, he can help us, I realise we won't have many left but wtf?, I might win, hats off to this man.

Eskimo

Yea interesting, doing the quizzes I learnt that the smell of new mown grass is a defence mechanism. Even more interesting is that if plants have feelings wtf are vegans gonna eat now, the cruel bastards, lmfao. Save the world now fckrs

It's that small eh?

Uses his left hand of course ?

FFS thought you'd scored ?

If by bloody you mean red then I think this is a frame rate setting but others might tell you better.

Dot's that bad a cook eh??

A professional chef showed me the secret of large fluffy omelettes, do as you do, then pop in the oven or grill, they rise right up.

You out shopping for Christmas ???

Hey now, I couldn't corrupt a pure soul like you?

Errr sorry about that?,

Not in the least I agree, in addition every useless tosser is appointed to the House of Lords, no powers but a great bar and a pension for life, far exceeding what is deserved, long past abolishing.

Oh yes, even as a child I sensed there was something wrong with him, but there was a whole collection of them in the BBC, recently exposed (and in jail most of them). They had to be recruited and protected, also promoted by a senior figure, who has never been exposed (no pun intended) but they could not exist without it. It is worrying to see just how many of these evil people lurk in the background, in positions of trust, priests, politicians, entertainers etc etc. Unfortunately the BBC even now is riddled with shady characters, British people are fed up with them. Epstein and Andrew were later, but of a similar stamp, apart from the present Queen and Prince Philip our Royal family are rotten to the core morally, they have been for a long time. Do some research on 'Bertie' (shagging chair and prostitutes), Mountbatten (open marriage and lots more), they've never held down marriages for long due to affairs, and if they lived in your street you'd ignore them. Yet amazingly they are portrayed as shining examples of Britishness, old Rob merely follows their fine example. The Russians and French got it right.

Non Vincent, it is hard for anyone non English and even non UK to get the funny bits, it is written in a satirical style that may be unique to us, I don't know, but a few translations for you ami :- He was a prolific paedophile who used his fame and fortune in the worst ways, while pretending to do charity work In the UK this means provide the food, usually a buffet, but of course also means 'to part' (as in legs) Self explanatory to the male species Means an impromptu collection of money from those present, but is also a sexual perversion Hope this helps