RobMc

Definitely English, the spit of @Ricko

Panackelty with stotties We ate raw tripe (green cows stomachs) with vinegar as kids, tongues and used pork fat as a spread on bread, don't think I'd fancy any now? My Grandad regularly boiled sheep and pigs heads and ate the brains and cheeks, tried them once yuk. I've eaten snake in China, sweetbreads (bollocks), crocodile and horseburgers in France, goat in the Middle East etc etc. I remember in Caen once the waiters didn't speak English and me little French. But I recognised pigeon on the menu and ordered that (used to shoot a lot of them, now of course banned in UK). It came covered in thin strips of raw liver, I couldn't eat it not for any other reason that raw liver seemed a health hazard. Enjoy eels while you can, they're becoming endangered and no one knows why, the bane of my life as an angler although very rare now cos the Cockneys have scoffed them all?

Nice, but after this mornings performance may I suggest a bit of practice using it ?

Is it me?, or is everyone a bit on edge lately?? WW3 may begin due to an undercooked leek if we let this thread run ? These guys use sharp knives, the world of cookery is a dangerous one, my chef took to drink, he also took the chambermaid, I'm now only left with my faithful butler. Calm down chefs, keep the recipes coming remember 'the proof of the pudding is in the eating', no critics who only eat and don't produce.

Well done

I wish I could escape from your f....g bullets ? Happy birthday

Fuck me, the education system is good in SA ?

Well hurry up and make her your wife, your 5 kids would appreciate it

22 hrs per day lol

Oh oh, you're in trouble

Wow love it, should go straight to the top of the Christmas charts with lyrics like 'if humans come we'll obliterate them'? in the spirit where I live. great track, thanks @MikeB listen to these

You the father ?

Hey the midwife may have smacked my dad, but I am still allowed out [under supervision] at Christmas without my mask. Look forward to whipping it off in the local park at first opportunity, ah the Christmassie sound of sirens?

Is it a gimp mask?? You sending me one ?

FFS that's like saying I'll send you a bottle of rum when we harvest the sugar ??

Hmmm? did not think this the least bit funny, I might have done when I was 6?

Foreplay

Speaking from our time inside together ??? xxx

I love their eyes lol.

A Scotsman ???? true Sharpe and Duffy will kill me now lol.

I'm kinda worried if he doesn't like me what 'banana' he'll stick in the mix?

No no no, you play HIDE every game

Hey now?, as the chief Snowflake and self appointed moral guardian of the idiots, this opens a can of worms. Encouraging foxhunting is the slippery slope to worse things, ffs we'll be killing people in play next?? As a snowflake I consider any form of hunting barbaric, could we not have something like 'find the corn cob?', fuck no, I've just remembered recent research suggests plants have feelings, so that's out. How about replacing the noble fox with a trout?, I realise we could only play in the rain, but right now it's pissing down here, you could float a whale? The term 'hunters' I'm afraid is now considered politically incorrect, seekers may be a more acceptable option. I do hope there is no violence in this game, us idiots are gentle souls and completely unaffected by Tourettes. Sounds fucking ace

Hey buddy, you deserve a reward for all of your delicious recipes, so as a Crissie pressie I've promised the local 'pride' a special treat. I'll pm a voucher for a visit to your local lions for an experience of a lifetime (cut short), just ring and turn up, preferably around feeding time. It's right up your street, providing someone with a delicious meal, they are salivating at the thought of your visit, and have a request, wear minimal clothing so they don't waste time. Don't thank me now buddy, just remember that will. Enjoy

Yea, FU @BUDMAN