RobMc

Blimey - mystical Guru HXTR? what you been taking son?? one person that doesn't understand this sentence is me, I've just woken now you go to bed, I;ll look after the world for a few hours.

I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol!  Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts!

Johnny Knox, aka "@JNashvilleXI," maybe they were complaining about what you were doing with your "hoo-hoo" in plain view, while waving your bottle of Mrs. Jergen's lotion with the other hand.
I don't know, just surmisin' . . .
Lol.  Ayaq

??? you walk along the street looking into hotel rooms with binoculars 37 floors up is not normal behaviour, Hxtr explain this to me please as if normal it might be worth buying shares in Zeiss?

I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol!  Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts!

I think sometimes people misread parents, and siblings, they probably only wanted to protect you the way all parents do, believe me if anyone knew what you were up to it was your father your eyes alone would be the giveaway, no mistaking those signs, and of course there would be no smell of beer, plus a smell of tobacco/hash, believe me as a non smoker you can tell immediately. So I'm guessing, but probably right, that your father used basic psychology, screaming at teenagers makes them do it again so he took a different route.  Go back and analyze what you remember, it's your talent, and look at it as an outsider would look at it, I'm sure I'm correct, your parents knew all right but tried correction not punishment.

In Las Vegas for work...staying on the 37th floor of the Four Seasons. Long hard day of travel and work...first thing I do is strip off my dirty cloths and start unpacking, setting up laptop, pouring a drink and relax....
Life is good until there is a knock on the door...Las Vegas finest is there saying they have complaints from people on the street seeing my naked...I apologized and explained I thought it was "one way glass" and there response was "No"...then I asked for a ticket and they said this would be just a warning...but I insisted on a valid ticket. Why one officer inquired...I said I wanted proof that my "Hoo Hoo" could be seen from the ground on the 37th floor...
Still no ticket....
D:
 
johnny
 

Geez, @RobMc, aka "McRib," if we didn't "tease" @hxtr from time-to-time (okay then, ALL the time!!), it would mean we didn't love him.
Wow, Hexter, buddy, it must have sucked being a teenager and stoned when you knew your Dad was coming home soon.
Lol.  Ayaq

OK I wish I was making this one up but I am not. 12 years old living in Germany.. my German friend who was 16 and I was 12.. he knew my dad was OSI and he would get high on hash and send me home. hahahaha I almost got busted the first time. We go smoke a chuck of hash in the attic and I had to go to dinner a hour later. I go inside and went strait to the bathroom super high washed my hands and brushed my teeth paranoid as shit just knowing I was going to get busted. My brother narked on me said.. mom dad.. Jeff is hiding something, he washed his hands and brushed his teeth. I knew I was dead at that moment. If my dad found out my dad would of found a way to put me in jail or under the jail. At the infamous dinner table all three start grilling me trying to get me to talk. I had no idea what to do and I was shitting bricks. I had to make a choice so I made one.. I told them I drank a beer. My brother was happy he got it out of me.. my parents went from about being fuming mad to... oh.. oh you yea you best no.. haha ye bad boy. 

Totally defused the issue. They still pretended to be mad and I continued to pretend I was scared. I was one lucky ass kid that wonderful day.  

HXTR never fails to amaze me, I just looked at the nice scenery? I'm sure that boy works for some secret government department, I hope he doesn't look at girls this way a sure put off, better off getting one of those robot ones he was interested in for a while until he worked out the maintenance costs, 99% of men would have just said 'she's gorgeous', no not hxtr, I'll bet with his inquisitive nature he was a nightmare to his parents as a little boy. Actually it's a good example of how careful you need to be nowadays as we have had many prosecutions over here with people posting excessive speed etc on social media, give hxtr another hour and he'd have had your address, dob, and drinks preference.

I'm beginning to suspect that behind the mask lurks a very clever man, but yes you are an idiot, don't let others put you off, they will tease you because they don't understand you.

I'm beginning to suspect that behind the mask lurks a very clever man, but yes you are an idiot, don't let others put you off, they will tease you because they don't understand you.

@FUNky, bud, "cleansing" would be more like it.
@SGTSmeg, bud-sir (bud-sir?), you can't go wrong with a Ford, baby!!
@RobMc, aka "McRib," I don't believe it was "Wally" that @Hxtr was so good at finding in the crowd . . .
Lol.  Ayaq
 

HXTR never fails to amaze me, I just looked at the nice scenery? I'm sure that boy works for some secret government department, I hope he doesn't look at girls this way a sure put off, better off getting one of those robot ones he was interested in for a while until he worked out the maintenance costs, 99% of men would have just said 'she's gorgeous', no not hxtr, I'll bet with his inquisitive nature he was a nightmare to his parents as a little boy. Actually it's a good example of how careful you need to be nowadays as we have had many prosecutions over here with people posting excessive speed etc on social media, give hxtr another hour and he'd have had your address, dob, and drinks preference.

HXTR never fails to amaze me, I just looked at the nice scenery? I'm sure that boy works for some secret government department, I hope he doesn't look at girls this way a sure put off, better off getting one of those robot ones he was interested in for a while until he worked out the maintenance costs, 99% of men would have just said 'she's gorgeous', no not hxtr, I'll bet with his inquisitive nature he was a nightmare to his parents as a little boy. Actually it's a good example of how careful you need to be nowadays as we have had many prosecutions over here with people posting excessive speed etc on social media, give hxtr another hour and he'd have had your address, dob, and drinks preference.

HXTR never fails to amaze me, I just looked at the nice scenery? I'm sure that boy works for some secret government department, I hope he doesn't look at girls this way a sure put off, better off getting one of those robot ones he was interested in for a while until he worked out the maintenance costs, 99% of men would have just said 'she's gorgeous', no not hxtr, I'll bet with his inquisitive nature he was a nightmare to his parents as a little boy. Actually it's a good example of how careful you need to be nowadays as we have had many prosecutions over here with people posting excessive speed etc on social media, give hxtr another hour and he'd have had your address, dob, and drinks preference.

Ha Ha, Shadow made a great job of it, I've seen lots of bikes over there without front fenders I thought it was legal, obviously not, no problem if you don't ride in the rain, I must admit it does look a good riding position on the photo above your arms are almost straight. So you agree with me about why anyone wants an expensive HD when theres cheaper more reliable bikes available, but I'm amazed I expected a flood of replies defending HD, I'm under the suspicion they only get brought out for Sturgis and they ride Suzukis the rest of the year. Harley riders in the UK (where they are MEGA expensive) are totally committed to the brand and nothing will deflect them, even 10 trips on the back of a pick up truck. Of all the bikes I've owned over the years I have to say that BMW have surprisingly let me down the most, which was not what I expected but maybe I was unlucky with the two I've owned. You keep on riding that lovely machine and enjoy the freedom it gives you.

Ha Ha, Shadow made a great job of it, I've seen lots of bikes over there without front fenders I thought it was legal, obviously not, no problem if you don't ride in the rain, I must admit it does look a good riding position on the photo above your arms are almost straight. So you agree with me about why anyone wants an expensive HD when theres cheaper more reliable bikes available, but I'm amazed I expected a flood of replies defending HD, I'm under the suspicion they only get brought out for Sturgis and they ride Suzukis the rest of the year. Harley riders in the UK (where they are MEGA expensive) are totally committed to the brand and nothing will deflect them, even 10 trips on the back of a pick up truck. Of all the bikes I've owned over the years I have to say that BMW have surprisingly let me down the most, which was not what I expected but maybe I was unlucky with the two I've owned. You keep on riding that lovely machine and enjoy the freedom it gives you.

HXTR never fails to amaze me, I just looked at the nice scenery? I'm sure that boy works for some secret government department, I hope he doesn't look at girls this way a sure put off, better off getting one of those robot ones he was interested in for a while until he worked out the maintenance costs, 99% of men would have just said 'she's gorgeous', no not hxtr, I'll bet with his inquisitive nature he was a nightmare to his parents as a little boy. Actually it's a good example of how careful you need to be nowadays as we have had many prosecutions over here with people posting excessive speed etc on social media, give hxtr another hour and he'd have had your address, dob, and drinks preference.

yep... we are very fortunate here (for now) we can carry our guns almost anywhere... the only downside is the bad guys carry everywhere!

Thats better, I can read actually but it's a Harley clone, big V twin cruiser, single disc where commonsense says there should be twin and a Japanese HD in every respect, best compliment Harley can get, I would agree if you want a bike like that buy a Harley not a copy.  If it wasn't for patriotism and good marketing I doubt many would buy them, I was gutted to see Victory fold which I think was unnecessary, didn't like their styling but the engines were great, Indian are building great machines but their styling too isn't to my taste.. Buell was the Company I hoped would last but sadly they die after every incarnation, made some good machinery did our Erik. By work on it Shadow I presume you mean mods not fixing it?? It looks good but doesn't the blood rush down your arms and leave your hands numb?, they did when I tried apehangers. Only teasing you the bikes look great, although with F..k you on the back you'd last about 1 mile before being arrested over here, good to see you're still the land of freedom. Now come on all of you and tell me why these John Deere substitutes are great!

here are 2 of my hobbies...
the buggy is mine, it's a street legal Rail powered by a 2.4 Ecotec from a 2009 Pontiac g6, it puts down around 164HP... how do I know that?
that's also my Mobile Dyno sitting under the buggy, it is a Dynojet 224x, it will handle 200 MPH and 2000 HP
I do car shows in the summer, and a little tuning on the side... I try to keep that down to a minimum
other hobbies.. Jeeps..RC Cars, Drones... Guns... many many guns.. I also teach Michigan CPL Licensing classes with my brother (Concealed Pistol)
I'm sure there are 10 more hobbies I'm missing
 
 

I've stopped having dogs because it broke my heart every time one died so I know how you feel.

Blimey I expected a fight not an agreement? come on tell me why huge bikes that produce no power, don't go round corners and cost a fortune are the best.

You must not know how to read, because one of our bikes is definitely not a Harley   I've done more work to that Honda then I've ever thought about doing to my Harley, and mine sounds better!