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Shine bright like a Star. Welcome.

Shine bright like a Star. Welcome.

Shine bright like a Star. Welcome.

Awsome to see this. 

Welcome and have fun.
 

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the very same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

A Jesus.....I thought it was called the "Big Bong" theory all along and I was Happy and Content.!!

I'm Speechless what an outpouring of love for Totty!

It isn't often he's sober but the old boy made it through to the final selection for science with two other candidates, fingers crossed for him :-
The 1st candidate showed proof that humans were definitely from a genus evolving from Africa
The 2nd candidate showed proof that radio waves could be bent through time and space
The big moment
Up steps our very own Budman, he makes his way to the stage in front of the committee, unsteadily grasping the table he brings from his top pocket an old matchbox. Opening the matchbox there is a scream from the ladies present as a large hairy spider emerges, he places the spider on the table :-
'Walk forward' he says, and the spider walks forward
'Stop' he says and the spider stops
'Walk backwards' he says and the spider walks backwards
The committee are amazed, picking the spider up Budman pulls off all it's left legs, one of the women faints, he places it back on the table
'Go clockwise' he says, the spider goes clockwise
'Go anticlockwise' he says, the spider goes anti clockwise
Picking it up again he pulls off the remainder of it's legs and places it back on the table
'Walk forward' he says - nothing
'Walk backward' he says - nothing
'Go clockwise' he says - nothing
'Go anticlockwise' he says - nothing
He glances at the committee, and what does that prove? asks the chairman
Proudly Budman faces them and says - ' It proves that when you pull all the legs off a spider they go deaf'
 
Strike a new medal Rockape it's in the bag

I thought Sally was a Mustang. I.e. Mustang Sally. Now I know the truth. I'm deflated.

I thought Sally was a Mustang. I.e. Mustang Sally. Now I know the truth. I'm deflated.

I thought Sally was a Mustang. I.e. Mustang Sally. Now I know the truth. I'm deflated.

Cant talk got a beat in my headphones.

What a great bunch of Idiots to encourage a member to stay. Gotta be proud of RIP for staying.

What a great bunch of Idiots to encourage a member to stay. Gotta be proud of RIP for staying.

What a great bunch of Idiots to encourage a member to stay. Gotta be proud of RIP for staying.

What a great bunch of Idiots to encourage a member to stay. Gotta be proud of RIP for staying.

Just spray from a SAW, drop random Betties and Nades like I do, you'll be fine lol 

Oh Joy! 

Cant talk got a beat in my headphones.

Now that was funny.
Its only 34 here in Toronto. With humidity around 38/40c. Was a little hot for golf but bearable, next time ill wear my shorts, that should do it.  

Can't quite remember the song lyrics,  I think it goes "who needs TV when you got T-Rex" Hello there.

Congrats.