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Sammy

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  1. Ok. What you suggest sounds like it is all related to one thing that compounds on top of each other after the car got you in spawn protection when it shouldnt have.
  2. Ah ok. That is probably something I didnt account for. Let me put it on my todo list. I suspect its an easy fix. One among many things I still have to do.
  3. Haha that one again. All I see are the things that I know didnt work right or I simply werent happy with. I still like the purple smoke better.
  4. Unless firefox changed it I thought they simply required a specific version or it wouldnt run. But maybe later they set disabled as the default. I have it but wont turn it on unless it is a reputable site that wont work at all without it. Fortunately I havent seen many these days. At least the ones that keep up to date.
  5. Maybe someone was offered a job at Microsoft but has to first pledge by promoting its products.
  6. I assume all of this happened at the same time?
  7. I dont think I want to even watch that vid.
  8. Well like many others I dont trust win10 as I am very particular with privacy and other things. Maybe that means for most internet related stuff run a linux vm as an extra layer of protection. I dont recall anything ever blocking a firefox update.
  9. Perks arent skills. They are crutches.
  10. I guess it will depend on what 'roots' means. Really the only significant direction they could go for something new is a very good squad based MMO that is fully supported long term, stable, and continually updated so it doesnt get stale. Means you wont be aiming for the casual 'hop on' gamers and random teams but dedicated players and groups.
  11. This server will self destruct in 5 seconds.
  12. Ok so the randomized gun order works without any problems? If so I will leave it alone. If there is a weapon not on the list let me know. No C4 or clays. Or if its too short I can bump up the kill requirements from 2 to 3 and see how that plays.
  13. An oldie but still always worth a little laugh The Voodoo Dildo A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip across the country. He knows his wife is always getting horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her having sex with someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation to the old man. “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except a” said the old man, and then he stopped. “Except what?” asked the businessman. “Nothing, it's nothing,” said the old man. “Please, tell me! I need something!” protested the businessman.“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘Voodoo Dildo,’” the old man said. “The Voodoo Dildo?” the businessman asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a beautifully ornate old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, “Big fucking deal. It looks like any other dildo in this shop!” The old man said, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo Dildo, the door.” The Voodoo Dildo rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, “Voodoo Dildo, box!” The voodoo dildo stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, motionless. The businessman said, “I’ll take it!” The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, “Voodoo dildo, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Dildo. She lay down, placed the box between her legs, and said “Voodoo dildo, my pussy!” The voodoo dildo shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After four orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off! So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she hastily cried, "The Voodoo Dildo! stuck in my pussy, can't get it out!! Ahhhhh! Need..To..Get..It..OUT!! H-h-help M-m-me!!!" The officer looked at her incredulously for a second, and then said, “Yeah, right. Voodoo dildo, my ass!”
  14. Been there done that. Often its "I just dont like it". As for big, small, open and all the rest it all depends. Some are pretty obvious. For others you could have two maps that are pretty close to each other but one is 'too open'. Also comes down to the casual 'hop on, play, hop off' crowd that isnt that interested in learning new maps.
  15. Welcome to my world. Most regulars neither visit the forums nor read the posts asking such things.
  16. Cant? Very often its 'wont'.
  17. Probably from a movie soundtrack. Dont recognize it however.
  18. People seem to think marty is free. Costs a perk that could have been used for some pretty good stuff. But I know people can get upset when the enemy does something that messes you up. If its not marty then its.... oh... maybe bunny hopping. Which IS free. Disabling marty wont stop anyone from pulling a pin, cooking it and running towards you. Shoot em down and still gotta deal with the nade. There have been some players here notorious for that. Think of a player having a C4 pack that you can detonate without having to throw it first like a suicide bomber. Makes marty look quaint.
  19. Are you talking about the menu music on the current 1.46 mod that is on the xi server?
  20. Its one of the CoD background music files. I forget which game.
  21. Its the same OW2 mod as the main server but just guns. As for rotations all of the normal weapons are there except a few of the sniper rifles. I could add those and the rpg. Could also easily bump up the number of kills required to advance from 2 to 3.
  22. Yea I did the do not call list long ago. I dont know if I have to re-up every year but wont hurt to check. Of course scammers dont bother with such lists.
  23. I guess the only option now is to do cellphone only for people you want to contact. Everything else still use voip but with the phone off so it doesnt ring. Then let it all go to voicemail. At the moment however my cell phone reception sucks at home with too many dropped calls. But even then I hear there are scammers. Hate to say it but I suppose its at the point where a blocker should allow only personally known numbers. Everything is either blocked or automatically goes to voice mail without ringing. Means missed calls that might be important but the only way to protect yourself. Seriously this is worse than making sure you are protected from STDs.
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