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Cold Day in Hell
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.
 
The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.
At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.
 
The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity.
 
At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.
 
At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind.
 
At the end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. But, instead the man was singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton.
 
When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell - the Eagles must have won the Super Bowl!"

Cold Day in Hell
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.
 
The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.
At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.
 
The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity.
 
At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.
 
At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind.
 
At the end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. But, instead the man was singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton.
 
When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell - the Eagles must have won the Super Bowl!"

why extreme and not Xtreme?
 
 
downloading the game now

Praise Allah that school starts in just a few more weeks.

wheres the hotel room after the party shots  lol

Should try /+frag for unlimited grenades.

This was at 45 feet and my attempt to put a smiley face on Bob Barkers Target with a 9mm!!

i actually reread the book of the new hbo season every time new season comes out
 
i think they should have 20 episodes per season

I second this motion with a strong opinion that we should have an  Women of XI badonkadonk section

i got a map you can take a look at
 
i have all the structual shit done just need a bit of terrain work and some detail work

this should be in the sig section of forums

If anyone notices any of this crap that is getting spammed into posts (usually in Russian) the Seniors have been informed about some spam on these 3 posts if you see anymore can you let someone know please...thank you.
http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/topic/39030-so-about-youtube/
http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/topic/14337-here-are-the-minimum-requirements-for-being-an-xi-member/page-11#entry385080
http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/topic/38877-happy-birthday-hemps/#entry408184

WELCOME HARLEY!!!!! Now if i may take a moment to direct you to the women of XI boobies page......   

always a pleasure to hear another sexy voice in teamspeak
well earned harley

im exicted to see you in the club beanie
welcome and make sure you stay awhile huh ;-)

the one where they lifted the car was amazing

According to the press you have a lazy firearm. But if you want to be safe I recommend a double barrel shotgun on the back porch.

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870  shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
 
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.
 
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
 
Alright, well I'm off to check on my forks and spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
 

Someone who chooses to use cannabis is destined to become Psychotic?  Really?  That would imply that everyone who enjoys smoking some weed from time to time will eventually become Psychotic . .. just a matter of time . .. . .tic . .  toc .. .tic  .. toc . . .tic  . . toc . . . nope just not feeling it   . .  .  maybe later.
 
The point of the post is to suggest that perhaps people who drink and get angry should consider smoking a little weed to relax instead. Not looking to convince everyone to get high everyday and certainly not suggesting kids should. I bet that there would be less domestic violence and fewer hangovers

plagiarism is a crime

weed has been around since biblical times....alcohol is made to get the desired effect....weed smokers don't go out and drive into oncoming traffic...yes of course the obvious is if a psycotic person smokes weed it makes them worse...but that is .999 percent of the population that don't have paranoid tendendcies...it is a known fact that paranoid schizophrenia is made worse by smoking weed and triggers psychotic thoughts...but that goes the same for if you gave that same person ten beers.....i just don't get the comparison with weed and booze,, not even in the same bracket....paranoid schizphrenics should not smoke weed period....but those that don't have the predisposed gene can smoke it with out any worries...picture this....smoke ten joints and do a couple of balance exercises then try the same after ten beers....two different entities that don't even deserve a comparison...too much of a joke to me.....booze kills weed pasifies.....period and there isn't any little snippets from the back of a good person magazine that will convince me other wise.....someone always finds a rogue statement found in the back of Funk and Wagnalls back porch books to find a severe situation in which weed is harmful...its a joke ....booze taken in excess can have real bad results....weed taken in excess [normal non paranoid schizophrenics] and the results are sitting in chair with a bowl of popcorn and pop...or a bowl of chips and a t.v chanel changer....peeps have always given weed a bad rap...damn refer madness movie from the fifties..made everyone turn into scaredy cats....use your own judgement people....booze will always be the worst of the two...and you all know it........remember you have to make booze to get the desired effect.....weed has it in there from the start.....lets see you beer drinkers and wine lovers drink your drinks without the alcohol....you would see alot more weed smokers if you took the drunk part out of the boozing,,,,because beer tastes like shit.....lol,,,and by the way have you ever picked up a gal with drunken wine breath?,,,,,instant turn off,,,,,,,,weed and booze in the same sentence....too funny....sounds like the brainwashers have struck again.....

plagiarism is a crime