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Do you hear voices? I forgot my gun . . .

That's awesome news, Big Papa Joe. I told you in an earlier post that it will all work out. Who is your Daddy? Who is . . . your Daddy . . . ? Lol. Take care, bud. Ayaq

Lol, watched the kangaroo clip again. He hit him with a good jab, not an all-out, full-fledged, adrenaline-fueled blow. Kangaroos use their strong tails to support themselves whilst they try to disembowel whatever it is they're holding, which is what makes 'em so dangerous. I mighta even tried to do a "suplex" to the 'roo, but I have an aversion to fleas. Where in the heck was @@HellKid when that was going down? Probably swilling beer and grilling "shrimp on da barbie." Lol. Ayaq

If I woulda punched that kangaroo, I'd be having 'roo eib eye steaks, lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweetheart. Ayaq

LMAO, Hitmanbrett, who frickin' tells another clan member "Happy birthday," followed by a ""I'm gonna knife your ass?" All in the same sentence? Hehehahhehehahahheahha! You crazies. Ayaq P.S. - had to edit because I take pride in my quality posts, which you'll seldom find resplendent with typos or grammatical errors, like, umm, something that begins with "Hex" and ends with "ter." Not namin' no names, just sayin'. Ayaq

I coulda sworn you just got your >XI< tags, Zigge. I musta been thinkin' of someone else . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday on your milestone. Keep on truckin'! Ayaq

Happy birthday, Boom-Slacka-Lacka! I had to read the thread title twice 'cause the first time I glanced at it, I thought @@JohnnyDos was sending out a birthday wish to your "long member." Lol, hope you have a great day. Ayaq

Lol, just saw it. Still laughing, buddy! Dear Jaw . . . . . aw-aw-aw-on, Big Bad John! I didn't wanna make our new member feel bad, that's why I didn't say nuthin', lol. Ayaq

Ass-slappin', horse-whippin', lawn-mowin', car-washin', cow-tippin' Pete!! Still hoping it was great, bud. Ayaq

Just throw in a coupla cherry bombs and see what happens. Lol, you wanna draw the heat out, not put heat in. Simple physics, and academic arrogance, sorry. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Sweet @Roxy! does indeed have a good "sniffer." She's in Argentina, and I'm in Alaska, which is 2.5 times the size of Texas. All you lovers and haters, jump on in, the water is fine! Lol, you crazy bastiges and bastige-esses. Hearts out. Ayaq

Good riddance, in my opinion. We don't need haters, just "likers." Lol. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Lol, Sweet @@AthenA. I specifically excluded you from the "Crazy Canadian" moniker--read the post again, Sweetheart. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, bud. Make sure you keep a fire extinguisher handy when you blow out your candles, 'cause there is sure to be a conflagration!! Tell the volunteer fire department to loiter outside your house just in case! Buy some stock in the local candle-making wax company, 'cause the share values are sure to rise! Put some extra braces under your table to help carry the weight of all that wax!! Yadda, yadda, yadda. Happy birthday. Ayaq

What rhe bejeezus, Sweet @Deerjon? You calling me out? Step in where, and step in what? Lol, inquiring mind (singular) wants to know. You crazy bastige. Hehehjahhahehehahahe! Ayaq

LMAO. That was worth the extra $15 (U.S.) that I'm a gonna have to pay for overage fees. "TUG-TONER," still laughing. @@hxtr, bud, ask @TBB--you might have a willing partner, there. Or, failing that, ask @@Joe Canadian. Those Canadians are crazy Sweet @@AthenA, and @@Icequeen, I'm not referring to you Sweethearts. Nor you, Sweet @@BlackRose. Sweet @@JohnnyDos, maybe . . . Lol. Ayaq P.S. - had to edit because beefy fingers got in the gosh-darned way, yet again.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit." "Footloose," my all-time favorite dancing song in college, when I was in the absolutely best shape of my life--can we say playing basketball two hours a day and pumping iron afterwards? Can we having 3 servings at every meal, and burning 7 - 8,000 calories a day? That includes riding my bike everywhere, climbing mountains, and chasing those sweet, young ladies. Our buddy, "The Boss," not only sang "Born in the U.S.A." but "Glory Days," as well. If I didn't bend my knee 90 degrees in a way it wasn't meant to be bent, I'd still be battling the big guys inside the paint. Sigh. "Glory Days," indeed. Ayaq

Buddy, I have a big-ass fan on the side of my case--also pointing out-- and a fan (never measured, never thought to--also pointing out) at the back of my case. I have two cute little fans blowing air on my RAM cards. Overkill, however, 'cause I live in Alaska, and the only thing in danger or over-heatin' on my machine is me, lol. I think that, as long as you keep your machine's innards free of dust (make sure that you blow your fans, too. @@hxtr, take it away, bud), you shouldn't have any problems. Dust, which is an insulator, is not conducive to proper cooling. We all like deep-fried chips, or "crisps" if you're in Sweet @@dadda2's neck of the woods, but we don't like deep-fried chips when you're talking about your computer. Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to say "fan" instead of "fine" in opening sentence. Lol, and sigh.

Lol, @@hxtr, you gotta be careful what you wish for. I have a very sneaking suspicion that Sweet @@Icequeen might apply liberal uses of her back-hand to your rouged-cheeks before she uses her boot to shove you outta her "pimp-ess mobile." You'll fly outta her car in your red pumps and black mini-skirt, mascara running down your cheeks as you scream, "Damn, Ice Cream, why you gotta hit me so hard!?" Lol. Just imaginin'. Ayaq

I'll say a prayer for you, @@hxtr, buddy, to give you some "buoyancy." My good karma should help to slow your descent into the abyss. Maybe my buoyancy can even help you going in the right direction. You know, "up?" LMAO, we love you, you crazy bastige. Ayaq

Happy birthday, TSW, Release 8.5. Hope your day was absolutely splendid. Ayaq

Happy birthday, pistol-packin', dog-kickin', bank-robbin', baby-slappin' Pete!! Hope it was the best you've had so far. Ayaq