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Lol, Stormy. I remember words, not artists. It's @@BlackRose's fave song, nonetheless. Ayaq

My former girlfriends disappeared.

Yeah, you better check the trees to make sure that they haven't been defiled by the gentleman(?) who made a post immediately before this one. Lol. Ayaq

Sweet Alcee, try to get this Bon Jovi song outta yer head: "Everyyyyyyy Rose has its thorns . . ." That is the favorite song of @@BlackRose, and our resident Pennsylvania Idol, aka @@AH1, can complete all the rest of the lyrics. Lol. Ayaq

My sores will disappear. (Ew, grossing myself out on that one!! @@hxtr, please stop sending me pics of your latest outbreak!) Ayaq

My heartfelt prayers are out to you and your family, Rugger. My Mom went to Heaven 11 years ago. The initial loss is tough to bear, indeed, but all of the special memories I have of her never ceases to bring smiles to my face. Hang in there, buddy, and keep in mind that you have a caring and loving community behind and beside you. Ayaq

Yes, Dadda Foods Mayonnaise, it is absolutely impossible to please everyone. You're "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." I concur with Sweet Ice Cream, though, when she expressed rare appreciation for the "thankless" jobs that you Admins. and Programmer(s) do. Ayaq

Thanks for the thread, Scoarchie, and thanks to you lovely gents and manly women. No, wait . . . I love you guys and gals. I had a great day, talked to my son and daughter and family, and had a great dinner. My son's in college near Boston, my daughter's a freshman in high school making straight "A's" and singing beautifully (can you say singing national anthem in front of a crowd of 1,500?) and playing violin. Son plays trumpet. Despite wicked divorce, life is good. Did I say I love you bastiges and bastige-esses? Lol. Ayaq

Betty, your title thread, sweetheart--"Go in bush"--always gets my attention. What normal guy doesn't like to hear that? We like safe bushes. At any rate, be careful. And, I might add, what normal guy doesn't like a woman that knows how to drive heavy equipment? Any "Amens" out there, you guys? Hmm? Ayaq

Dyslexia, Sweet Dadda? Lol, welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaacckkkkk . . . P.S. - for all you young uns' out there, that's sung to "Welcome Back Kotter."

Thank God there's only one! Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Sweet Pengy, you are still batting "1,000," sweetheart. At least in my eyes. Great frickin' jokes. I'm like Mikey: "Me want more! Me want more!" Ayaq

Happy belated birthday, Dragon. I'm "coat-tailing" Lunky's post. Lunky has a cool and melodic tone in his voice. He woulda been a great "voice-over" for "Mary Poppins." To heck with Mr. Van Dyke. Lol. Let's let a spoonful of sugar choke that damned medicine down-down, medicine down-down, medicine . . . Lol. Ayaq

You can never go wrong with "Buddy," 'cause he'll be your unwavering, loyal companion. Unless you end up kicking him a lot, so much that he develops a nervous tic every time you walk by. If so, you could call him "Twitchy." Just suggestin'. Ayaq

You on parole, or something? Time off for good behavior? Lol. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaaaaccckkkk . . . Ayaq

Heartfelt prayers out for you, Big Papa Joe. Like my Grandma (who's in Heaven) used to tell me: "Keep a stiff upper lip;" "It's always darkest before dawn;" "Every dark cloud has a silver lining;" "A stitch in time saves nine;" "The Good Lord only gives you as much as you can bear;" etc., etc. Two of my favorites were: (1) "There's plenty of fish in the sea (when I was having long-distance relationship issues);" and (2) "Never find your future wife in a bar, because that means she likes to drink too much." She was the most optimistic and positive and strong and beautiful lady I've ever known. My Mom--who's also in Heaven--came in a very, very, very close second. Sorry, Mom. Hang in there, buddy. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Spongy. I hope it's even better than what Logan's Run wishes. Lol. No, really. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, Sweet Alcee. Ayaq

Welcome to the club, "Franky_B, and the Weekly Top 40 . . . !" Ayaq

Happy birthday, Trek. I was wondering what kind of "present" Count Dukoo had in store for you--that is, until I read on. Hope it's a blast. Ayaq

Happy Birthday, Big Papa Joe. Sorry I missed the original post, otherwise I woulda responded earlier. Liked your Facebook post quote about being born. Who was it, sir, that said "There are only two important days in our lives: one, when we were born, and two, when we realize why we were born." Coulda been Einstein, can't recall at the moment. Hope it was awesome. Ayaq

Great pics, thanks for sharing, everyone. P.S. - Olive, your pics are the best, just observin'. Ayaq P.P.S. - Edited to add word "pics," sigh.

Glad you made it safely back home, Mangy. Ayaq

Remember, guys, Mr. Canadian has his cow--female moose--costume, so he's usually the one being "mounted." I understand that he put the costume away recently because the rut is almost over. Eh? Lol. Ayaq

I forgot my Viagra.