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The only thing that would make that more f'd-up, Stringer, is if he was thinking of you while in the process.  I'm too far in the thought stream to hold the "backspace" key right now.  Not sayin', just sayin.'  Lol.  Ayaq

The best-selling mayonnaise brand in the U.S. should be changed to "Dadda Foods," 'cause there ain't no denying that Dadda is the best.  Ayaq

LMAO, that was funny as hell.  The guy filming it was laughing way too hard--poor Hxtr.  Ayaq

The Costco Doctor

     

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell.  I guess I'd better see a doctor."


    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.  "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about  it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.  A lot cheaper than a doctor."



    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.  He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He  pours the sample into the slot and waits.



    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.  Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.  It will  improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco."



    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.  He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and  awaits the results.

    The computer  prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard.  Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm.  Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit.  Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant.  Twins. They aren't yours.  Get a  lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.   

                        Thank you for shopping at Costco!

Geez, Hxtr, graduated from tickling buttholes, hmm?
 
Pink Floyd song:  "Hey, Hxtr, leave that bird alone . . . . . . . . . all it is is just a, nuther beak on the wall . . . "
 
Why did Hxtr cross the road?
 
He was still attached to the chicken.  Poor chicken was just tryin' to mind its own business.  Ayaq

Geez, Hxtr, graduated from tickling buttholes, hmm?
 
Pink Floyd song:  "Hey, Hxtr, leave that bird alone . . . . . . . . . all it is is just a, nuther beak on the wall . . . "
 
Why did Hxtr cross the road?
 
He was still attached to the chicken.  Poor chicken was just tryin' to mind its own business.  Ayaq

Geez, Hxtr, graduated from tickling buttholes, hmm?
 
Pink Floyd song:  "Hey, Hxtr, leave that bird alone . . . . . . . . . all it is is just a, nuther beak on the wall . . . "
 
Why did Hxtr cross the road?
 
He was still attached to the chicken.  Poor chicken was just tryin' to mind its own business.  Ayaq

Hehehehehehhehehehhe, Hxtr!!!  I saw a video of some poor fool taking a leak on an electric fence, and it didn't like a very pleasant experience, lol.  Ayaq

I pissed on an electric fense. My uncle assured me it was turned off. 20 years later i was fixing his PC. 
 
Who is the stupid one. Yea me. lol

Wow, Damage--do you mind if we call you "Captain Obvious?"  Lol.
 
That was part of the joke. 
 
However, that doesn't change the fact that I still think it's Hxtr.  Ayaq
 
P.S. - I love you crazy guys and obnoxious--I mean, "odoriferous," no, that's not right--"rambunctious" ladies.

 
 
 
 
 
                                                                                                                 
 
 
 
                                                        
 
 
 
 hope you have a great day bud ..

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Well, well, well, the illustrious, dashing, eloquent, and unendingly-effervescent Mr. Hellkid is having a birthday today.  Happy Birthday from Alaska, bud, hope you have a great one.  Paul

Thanks, Rugger.  It was fun playing with infection on tonight--it's fun to shoot players that have become zombies, especially if they're people that you always wanted to shoot, anyway (read:  "Don't worry, Angel, I'll shoot you, Angel!!!!").
 
Lol.  BTW, the server gets stuck on "Futurama" 'cause the zombies won't spawn, much like they did, or didn't do, on the "Backlot" map.  Thanks again.  Ayaq

Well, he's got the matching hairstyle and frame of mind.  Hmm . . . yeah, it's probably Hxtr. 
 
Lol.  Ayaq

Chile, with his pretty pink high-heeled shoes, is looking at his equally-pink mansierre blowing away in the wind . . . Lol.  Ayaq 

Well, he's got the matching hairstyle and frame of mind.  Hmm . . . yeah, it's probably Hxtr. 
 
Lol.  Ayaq

Well, he's got the matching hairstyle and frame of mind.  Hmm . . . yeah, it's probably Hxtr. 
 
Lol.  Ayaq

Rugger, sir, just a coupla requests for the zombie server:
 
(1)  Please add "fast reload" as an option to buy for all, for like say, 7000 upgrade points; and
(2) Please turn "infection" on.
 
Thanks for the mod and your work on it.  Ayaq

I know I speak for all of us >XI< rabid gamers when I say "Thanks, Admins., et al, for all of the hard work and long hours that you put into making the >XI< servers run as smoothly as you can."
 
The >XI< servers are fun to play, and are filled with unbelievably-beautiful >XI< ladies and stunningly-handsome >XI< ogres . . . I mean, "gentlemen."
 
You Admins. and programmers earn every darn-blasted red penny of your >XI< salaries.  We appreciate it.  Ayaq

Happy Birthday, Moron, you son of a . . . !!
 
Hope you have a great day, including a "little somethin' special" from the Mrs.
 
You were born on the same day as your third cousin, "Tricky Dick?"  Cool.    Ayaq

Chile, with his pretty pink high-heeled shoes, is looking at his equally-pink mansierre blowing away in the wind . . . Lol.  Ayaq 

Chile asked me to post this semi naked picture of himself Bom, when we were Cod4 Admins he would send me a naked picture of himself everyday but i couldn't take anymore and had to quit