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blk_plague

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  1. WTF. LOL.
  2. Wife made them on the stove with olive oil, bacon, onions and chicken broth and OMFG I have a new favorite dish. Never and I mean never would i have thought it was possible. They came out somewhat sweet and somehow a lil teryaki'ish and i ate the dogshit out of them. Ty all for the post's am going to try them all but mule i dunno m8 guess i'll try anything once. LOL.
  3. LOL so true so true but I shall be on my guard.
  4. Need a recipe that will make them edible anyone got one?
  5. Gawd my stomache............peeing out my butt........Fuuuuk yooooouuuu Chile!
  6. That was seriously funny shite!
  7. Congrats man can you come down to Macomb and clean us up a lil?
  8. I agree Shamu. As a dog handler in the Air Force for 7 years, I had opportunity to see 1st hand what bad owners and handlers can do to dogs and it's pathetic what humans are capable of. These past 5 years I've had a neighbor with a pitbull who is the sweetest dog around and have no fear of my kid playing with him other than getting knocked down cuz he's so excited. Go Cesar Millan.
  9. I hear ya.....be smart dude here and there. My blood boils just at the thought of your pain and loss but..............
  10. Fkn hilarious.
  11. And I j*z*ed in my pants. Sweet system you got there m8.
  12. Done dood it! I survived Black Friday and all I got for it was a ................30 muthafookin cft Refrigerator bishes. Booya....christmas shopping ? ....done.... saved over 675$ for all you nay sayer's.....my wife is an amazing bargain shopper im mean friggin amazing and my wife thinks i'm the man again. The Parker family is in complete harmony with the universe. Whether it's sleep deprevation or my wife has placed a spell on me I actually had a good time....hmmm maybe the pain pills..........nah she's a witch. LOL. Hope you all had and have a great weekend.
  13. I am thankful for my wife and son who saved me from a pointless existence.
  14. LOL. Thanx but it gets better. So had turkey dinner at sister in laws. Awesome feelin fat and bloated step outside slip on dog chain slide down fkng stairs wrench neck and back. Perfect opportunity right? Wrong! Just got back from the Devils playground AKA Wal-Mart. Got run over by Old witch in auto-cart after and i mean after I stepped back to let the ole bitch through and pretty sure she spit @ me on her way over my foot with a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her crusty ass lips.......will I stop there? Hell no fck you Karma lets do this bitch! On my my way 1 hr away at 2 am. I shall recover my pride and wo to any who cross my path with anything but a smile and a how do ya do cuz I am not your big and I will punch you in the face. Yea though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil cuz I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley!
  15. Awesome thanx for the link.
  16. Me too now if I could only convince her of the reality of the situation.
  17. Quit when my son was born. E-cig made it easier.
  18. Happy bday mang.
  19. Homemade tamales are seriously on my top 5 things i've ever eaten. Really jealous. I would only add pumpkin bars and cranberry ice to your list burnbright.
  20. So my wife was always trying to get me to go shopping with her on black friday because she's an addict and apparently these addicts need a sponsor to alleviate the guilt of spending all this money even though it's such an awesome sale. So in my head it's like credit in the bank for whatever the hell i'm addicted to (gaming) just so long as she doesnt know i'm an addict i'm ahead of the game right? Been going strong for 4 years running. I get months of uninterupted gaming.Laid the bitchin and moaning groundwork weeks ahead of schedule letting her know how much I sacrifice for her on this day..........backfire all of a sudden she's just smiling and nodding with that knowing look on her face. She is now utterly convinced I am in denial of being addicted to black friday shopping and has convinced all of our friends and family of this.......Karma you fkng bitch. Years of work down the drain. Back to the drawing board. Happy T-day XI.
  21. LMFAO. Would a been waaaayyy cooler if u had taken em on. You would have achieved godlike status amongst us goonies. even if you would have gotten beaten up just the thought of you standing up to those bully's would have inspired 10's of people to believe in themselves.
  22. lmfao brilliant sir total bs but brilliant.
  23. I'm not clan and I know what my opinion matters but plz dont ban wildthing. Sometimes when i'm sucking really bad he shows up and theres just something about killing him over and over and over and over again that just makes me see that my life isnt so bad so plz i'm begging you plz dont ban wildthing he gives more to this world than the complaintant could possibly know.
  24. i came in 2nd on my first and only tourney cobra imagine the possibilities brah. pffft. on a side note any one know of any good live tourneys in midwest? I missed out on the meskwaki 300k and its hurtin.
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