I know what you were getting at but we Canadians have a weird sense of humor especially we retired ones.
Look who we have running the country! I rarely look at a clock.
I know when to go to the bathroom from the pressure! I know when to eat because of the empty feeling. I know when to pick up the granddaughter because her mom ca;s an reminds me.
Retirement is soooo nice no more multiple meetings a day, no more dealing with over sensitive people with HURT feelings. Hell it's noon and I think I'll jump in the shower and get dressed lololol.