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StormCrow

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  1. no competition Angel, im yours to do with as you please LOL. I Own SexyGuy and rent him out LOL. Welcome to the Family Sexy, you have heard about the innitiation havnt you? 10 minutes in the closet alone with your sponser.... SOB.... Ohhhh the stories to come outta THAT closet
  2. SexyGuy! - Wooohoooo!! Theres a SexyGuy! over there Wooah! Hey Boys and Girls!!!!! I'm Sexy and ermm.... have been playing on your servers for quite a while now. I frequent your FreezeTag Server 1 a lot and play by the name of SexyGuy!. Great server, love the teamwork and the intensity of the matches. And of course, the people playing in it play a huge part in making a great server even greater. Thank you all for your kind hospitality. I have left the armed forces and am in no hurry to find a new job. So I'm either gaming or at a club. Anyway, I would like to thank you guys for hosting the servers. In addition, thank you for the defrosting me 1000s of times(I'm crappy). I have installed xfire so please feel free to add me @ hermesfreeflow . ***(I do not have a webcam so please stop bugging me on xfire to turn it on STORMCROW.. Its embarassing!!!) BTW Stormcrow loves to pose beside dead fishes for pics. I love you all !!!!!! See you all in game... Woohoo!!!!! Sincerely, SexyGuy! Theres my girl!! About time! I have missed you honey! Ok, for those wondering, i am Sexy's Pimp, i rent him out nightly, he is availiable for 1 on 1 or group affairs, he has quite a reputation with the corprate parties!! The rates are as follows Hand job= 22 tic tacs Blow job= 1 bowl of honey nut cheerios and 1 ounce of belly button lint Full Penetration= 2 movie tickets and 1 car wash token Full Penetration + reach around = 1 bucket of chicken and a DVD copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail Deep Penetration= when you see him naked you will understand why this isnt avaliable Round The World= 3 Cracker Jack Toys and a box of Pink Elephant Popcorn Ladies, he is avaliable for your pleasure also, he doesnt like the comforts of a woman, but he can fake it with the best of them! LMAO! Love ya Sexy
  3. Does this mean that now that you are back i have to go back into a Time Share with SexyGuy? Hes been making me some good money while you were gone LOL
  4. Im in for the Mario Party, soon as i get my damn stoner medal that is!! Wake and bake every day on the server and nothing, sigh, whats a pot head supposed to do LOL
  5. looks awesome, but unfortunatly for me, there will e nothing but COD4 until can scrape together the money for a new PC, PC now barely runs COD4 and wont run COD5 or MW2
  6. most definatly interested
  7. Walks away from thread without snide remarks.... thats your one free one bro LOL, in all seriousness, shitty news bout the unemployment, hope shit turns round for ya
  8. Paddy and Mick walking down a street in London. Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, Look! We could buy a whole load and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.' 'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick. They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and ......." The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?" "Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d' y' know dat?" The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
  9. Ummmm yea.... hiya... ummmm im StormCrow (hides bag of special brownies under Petes bed) Ummmmm Real nice of you to ummmm stop by Officer (hides magic shrooms in Kush's backpack) I ummmmmm really hope you like ummmmm enjoy the site (hides bag of weed in Wildthings thong drawer) Hope to ummmmmmm See you in the servers sometime (hides illegal chinese fireworks in SOB's backside) Im outta here!!! StormCrow
  10. Hoth, your just lucky i dont play COD2 anymore.... i might have to make a special appearence there just to shoot you though
  11. Thats PitBulPete after a batch of special brownies!!!!!
  12. Bah!! Mecrappela!! I used to be a HUGE Metallica head back in high school... had all the t-shirts, hair half way down my back, leather jacket, i was the epitome of a rock head. Then sitting outside the highschool having a smoke one day i hear Metallica's "One" booming out of a car stereo, look over and there was a car load of preppies listening to it. That was the end of my Metallica Days. They came out with the next albulm a few weeks later, the Black Album, and it was soooooooo comercialized it wasnt funny. Metallica used to be about the music, Master Of Puppets, Garage Days, Ride The Lightning.... those were great albums. Had them all on vinyl. Then they became all about the money and crap in this birds humble opinion
  13. Happy Birthday Rooooooooooooger
  14. Perfect video for the day i have had at work today! 2 more hours of work then i will be home and hitting up server 2 to woop somebodys ass!!
  15. WTG Lil_Angel! Keep up the good work!
  16. i love petes brown eye..... i mean brownies
  17. hmmmm my siggy doesnt seem to be showing??????
  18. Must be a canadian thing LOL, i love to fish myself, if i am not at work, not playing COD or not doing something with the kids, then i am fishing! Atleast 2-3 times a week i am out fishing. Have a ton of fishing pics LOL
  19. Ive been of the smokes for 3 months now, i used a drug called Champix, it blocks off all urges and withdrawl symptoms... dont know if it works for chew? I still smoke me green tobacco LOL but thats it
  20. Good luck, stay off the sidewalks, they tend to frown upon that LOL
  21. Are we there yet Papa Smurf? LOL, welcome to the servers and site! Have played a few rounds with you in freeze tag! 51 huh, i think we are going to have to get a geriatric ward set up on this site soon, seeing more and more ummmmmmmmm elderly people joining the site and clan LOL
  22. get back in here bro, Petey and i miss ya LOL
  23. All "insertion" questions are passed along to SonOfABitch.... the fag he is LOL
  24. probably just a little bit of white in the beard, other than that, just leaving it with the black shading
  25. Just done this afternoon on the back of my calf!! Loving it!!!
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