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GEEEEEEZZZUS @eidolonFIRE is that a BLUNT??? That's gonna make you drop?? Keep Passing it before you do

Waiter : "Sir what can I get you" Customer : "I'll have the super glued sirloin with epoxy shrimp" Ewwww . . that's F'd up . . . . . the food producers just don't get it . . .we want FOOD not some kind of manipulated derivative. I't seems like they spend too much time trying to figure out how to make a egg McMuffin without a real egg I don't know for a fact but I heard Mc Ds strawberry shake has no strawberries in it and they were once caught making their cherry pies with grapes instead of cherries. Taco smell Bell got caught making their crispy corn taco shells out of corn meant for animal feed. I have been suspicious of products that have all white meat chicken in them . . . . . .I bet the big corporations have found a way to bleach dark meat to make it look white then tricked /bribed the Food and Drug Administraition into approving it saying all the nutrients are still there. But the stuff they use to bleach it with will KILL you!!

LMFAO!!! Holy shit was that Funny!!!

My senior class picture 2014

Quite the pecker there @@little_old_man . . . . but those man tits

I think someone else had that same idea @@hxtr

@@TBB Great Photos fuking hilarious Thanks for that Its the world we live in now telling the truth be dammed . . .if you don't see something with your own eyes you gotta question it. News people lie, politicians lie, Government officials lie . . .. . Lying is he new truth I have been wondering . . .if someones brain has been brain washed . . . . How you you get it clean? Just when you thought that these times are as bad as it's gonna get . . . . .it gets better . . . . . .shit now I'm Lying Har!!!

These people let me in so its a no brainer that you would be idiotized ( kinda like a baptism for idiots) Take your clothes shoes off and relax were all just a bunch of misfits and perverts nice folks having fun.

25 years . . .does your wife know about that? lol CONGRATULATIONS!

Hmmm . . . . . . . .I like the way you think . . . . . . . . .dirty . . . . . very nice And the mayo doesn't show up until the Ketchup has finished . .. . . . . you might need a napkin.

I don't care what anyone says @@hxtr . . .. matching your lip gloss to your nail polish is just plain classy!

Your right . . . good call . . . in fact at the time I thought it was a unusual request and wondered wtf . . . . . . I didn't consider that they could have easily let us pocket the joints and wait 5 mins and then arrest us until i was halfway home and it kinda freaked me out . . in retrospect I think next time if the situation happens again or similar I will decline for just that reason. My willingness to help law enforcement in the name of being a good citizen has been clouded over the years. I know all law enforcement officers are not bad in fact I support them . . .without them it would be Kaos.

And definitely don't take a Banana from Hxtr's fruit bowl

Coming home from Mexico on a fishing trip Customs stopped me and a couple buddies and asked us if we would help them find some weed . . .they were training a search dog They asked us if we would put a couple of joints in our pocket and they would walk the dog by and see if he could smell them in our pockets. I told him that we would do so if they allowed us to keep the joints after the search was over . . .. . . the "stink-eye" that officer gave me stunk the place up. I told him J/K and we went ahead and pocketed the joints and waited for the dog. The dog made 2 passes and didn't find the joints . . . . . . .no milk bones for him that night. and yes we gave the joints back.

Hey @@hxtr did you ever catch the strawberry? Whats next after you finish the fruit bowl . . vegetables . . . .. . .maybe not . . too hard to get out of the wheelchair

He's talking about the spider not how you treat your dates . . .cmon! . . . .

This is a shitty topic I bet it stinks in that medical office. I couldn't imagine working with "stools" . . . Man - "honey I'm home" Wife - "you smell like shit again" @@codpiece answer the question . . . . .just how did you come across this "poop for profit" advertisment?

WOW! @Sonovabich@JohnnyDos . . . . .you guys are trippin me out!! lmao Some of those songs I (sadly) knew all the words to . . . . . .I didn't know music videos existed back then and the freakin hair styles were a gas! Good stuff guys . . . . . . (the only problem I'm having when I click on these posts is when the song is over I end up seeing another song/video that I knew or a band and I end up watching videos for it seems like hours . .. . .wait . . . .oh yeah . . . . .I'm retired so who gives a fuck!!!

It was pretty easy to do especially if you have a 4 wheeler sitting around not doing anything I kept the engine and rear suspension all in tact to save a lot of headache putting that part back together but I had to add some spacers to widen the rear axles. it's only 400cc but I did a few things to liven it up a bit and now it goes as fast as you would want to go in such a small package . . grinning the whole way

That's a cool plate @JohnnieNashville with a good message. and the big ol dog licking that sweet little pussycat.

Really cool @@little_old_man I spent some time in those bumper cars myself growing up in Southern California in fact I think I got my first whiplash in those bumper cars . . . . . . .good times . . .lol And I am "shocked" that the automobile "gods" that live at the DMV would allow such an unusual vehicle to be licensed. Calif. DMV is one of the most screwed up government agencies in Calif, always wanting some kind of document that you don't have . . . in triplicate !! forcing you to make another appointment and miss another day at work . .but wait there's more . . . . . . . looks like you just been relieved of this weeks paycheck in fees . . . . . .welcome to Cali. In the Big Sky State (Montana) (it's called The Big Sky state because you can see the whole sky . .yup no smog here) they will let you license just about anything. Even this 1996 Polaris four wheeler that I sorta rebuilt into a single seat "ripper" I still feel a little nervous ripping down the road passing a Sheriff cuz if I was still in Cali they would pull me over (if they could catch me) and confiscate my "ripper" and make me pay a huge fine to get it back. The other day the local Sheriff (off Duty) stopped by my house and was asking me some questions about it and then asked me if he could take it for a drive . . .after demanding to see his license I reminded him of the speed limit . . . . .now he wants me to build him one.