IceMan NZ

lol, good one

its back now but I kinda gota agree withPingLo

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ’I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ’Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’ ‘Moses,’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ’What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’ ‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’ “GOTCHA!”

thanks for the laugh

lol

let me get my measuring tap out again. lol lmaoyeah I did the same lol, but I cant find my tape lol

Welcome 2 XI Lobo

lmao although i'd think both of thoses statments would require guts and balls, but would also require no brains, because you'll know whats gona happen.

lmao teach him for stabing a Marine

gota agree with you there Gump

Hey Ruso, I think its great you want to help people feeling suicidal, really says alot about the kind of person you are. hearing other peoples storys, and how they pulled though can really help someone, because getting told something like toughen up mate dosent help when your feeling that way. Ive had a couple of friends that have been affected by suicide, and have felt that way meself earler in my life when some shit was going on.

lol, thats bloody cats for ya

so I guess its not a good idea to play golf there in a kilt

I heard from somewhere when you put both thumbs together, thats the umm thickness

Happy Mothers Day for the Mothers here at XI

I guess it dont mayyer where in the world you live they're all the same :/

thats about right lol

LOL

if only she was holding the flag a bit lower

would'nt mind meeting her

heres my very fancy gaming mouse LMAO

your doing a better job than I would do lol, I hate/ suck at gardens

congrats Laszio yea we got some work to do before we get the whore medal lol

Nice Wheelz