JohnRambo

2nd 

I start at my new Job on the 5th of June I will know more then about whether I can attend. Just to be clear, I take it people will be going on Fri 31st August and coming back on 2ud or 3rd?
Or put another way what are you doing King Geofrey? 
Once I start work I can see what days I need to book as I'm on 4 on 2 off. 

Truro lmao
No body goes to Truro
I Vote Carrots
 

well if u guys come to brussels i can check what kind of exposition there might be open to go look, i know the city and its surroundings and its only a 1h drive for me.
Know some good places around aswell to go eating, aswell as mini europa is there and a great movie theater.

First thing the doctor says - "your going to have to quit masturbating"
 
Patient - "WHY!" 
 
Doctor - "Because I'm trying to give you an examination!"

WOW Chief, working for one of the world biggest stars. You must be well made up, I would be. Any chance you could pop to the UK for me and knock me up a coffee table

WOW Chief, working for one of the world biggest stars. You must be well made up, I would be. Any chance you could pop to the UK for me and knock me up a coffee table

Have you guys heard of liters, they are a new cool way to measure shit!

Q) What Do you Call an Irishman that does nothing but sit around on the Back porch, never says
anything, never bothers anybody, and is always ready for anybody to just sit around with?
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A) Patty-O-Furniture 

Irish man asks: So how long do Turkeys last in the freezer over xmass?
Man replys: Well, weeks and months would be fine, i'm pretty sure.
Irish man: Well I put mine in last night and it was dead this morning!
 
BTW i am 1/2 irish and 1/2 scot and i think this entire page is hallarious!

 

A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast. John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life Sitting in church beside me wife.” “Oh that is very nice indeed, John!”, Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary.”

She said, “Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he’s only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!”