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JohnnyDos

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  1. You must have did it wrong Gorilla, i just worked yours out and the answer i got was 1140, which means size 11 and you are 40 years old Aren't chimpanzees smarter than Gorillas,SOB.LOL
  2. Hey that works SOB.Very smart (ass) for an IDIOT LOL
  3. 1. Take your shoe size. (only whole sizes) · 2. Multiply it by 5. · 3. Add 50. · 4. Multiply by 20 ... · 5. Add 1012. · 6. Subtract the year u were born… The first digit is your shoe size while the last 2 digits are your age.. TRY IT…YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!
  4. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN... THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE 5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS �. 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: Answers: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow! 5. The letter "e" which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph. I�ll be getting Alzheimers any time now. How did you do?
  5. Great!
  6. What's a SabertHoth? Do a little check before you post.You makin' fun of one of our members?LOL
  7. I must be 7years then( The game was released on October 25, 2005 for Microsoft Windows PCs) Hexe cause I remember when you and the Dr.joined >XI<.congratulations.Remember only just COD 2.Now look! so many servers and players and members.LOL
  8. PingLo but the rest of the WORLD goes for soccer.I love my NA football,but soccer is the #1 sport in the world,cause people can afford to put thier children into it cause of the cost of equiping the kids.Just to bad the scoring is low in soccer.But I do watch highlights once in a while,which speeds the action up.
  9. Cause I am type 2 diabetic I can only drink low carb beer.So in Canada I drink Sleemans Clear and when I go to the >XI< Fest in the USA I drink Michelob Ultra.They both only have 2.5 grams of carbs and both are 4% alcohol.And I'm like Beers the 1st and the last which is about 7-8/day.
  10. Ah see Pwr, you should have saved them on an external HD like I do I have all the patches for all the COD games & Cry sis.BTW did you do what the wife told you?? Buy a new PC or just wimp out and fix your BSOD?I'll see you when I get back on.
  11. For sure I will.I hate using this tablet thing,but at least I can keep in touch,but I like gamming & Angry Birds don't cut it. LOLWell now I'm off to pick up some HDMI cables,then to the dog park,then to Costco(more $$$)LOL
  12. Hope to be back soon LOL I'm using a tablet right now,god 1 day and I'm going nuts & my wife is giving me things to do cause she knows I'm down just letting the Breakfast club know.Beers will I have to use the Downloader for COD 4 when I get up and running?I'm getting 2TB HD & also looking at a 27in. Monitor,thinking of a Viewsoic right now,I owned one before & was happy with it, but 1st. things 1st,also going to up my PSU if needed.I decded to bring my PC in to find out why it would cause artifacting when installing the CCC for my video card Markoff has the same issue.Display drivers work fine,I should find out sometime today.BTW I have STEAM & re-installing will be a breeze.This is where STEAM comes in handy.I also backed up a bunch of stuff on my external drives,so it shouldn't be to bad.I really fucking hope.LOL
  13. Did you and Mike break up? I'm so sorry. I thought Mike was his son LOL. Looks like we are going to have another riot this year.Oh boy,oh boy.
  14. World Junior Championships Great job guys you smoked us.Best team wins and you did it congratulations again from me.We didn't win FUCK ALL US beats Sweden 3-1 in final to win junior ice hockey world championshipsyhoo.it IN PHOTOS: USA beats Sweden to win gold in Ufa, Russiayhoo.it Russia beats Canada 6-5 in overtime to win bronze at world junior championshipyhoo.it IN PHOTOS: Canada loses to Russia in bronze medal matchyhoo.it Russia’s Valeri Nichushkin ends Canada’s 14-year medal streak at WJHCyhoo.it Join the Buzzing The Net Championship day chat, 1 p.m. ET/10 a.m. PTyhoo.it The myth of Canada’s declining results at the WJHCyhoo.it
  15. PingLo I don't know about your route,but I got those fucking Tolls to go thru again.We have 1 or 2 in Ontario,but no gates you just keep driving and they mail you the bill.WTF last year I missed 1 it was for $1.90 and they wouldn't let me even pay it online like they said I could.I get home to find out that I'm from a foreign country.WTF so I wrote them a cheque for $2.00 Canadian and gave them shit in a letter I also sent along with it.I told them the dime was for the exchange even though our money was worth more.So stupid me &Tenneal had to stop every few miles and get in line to pay.BTW the reason I missed the toll booth was because no one would let me over.Fucking Chicago traffic.
  16. You trap minnows Vipersniper.LOL
  17. He did my sig also.Kept it ever since.
  18. Great game you got there Vipersniper.Wait till you see the graphics,just awesome.
  19. Very nice ViperSniper,but I won't be buying it today LOL and you have to spell my name right.It's JohnnyDos not Johnnydoes.I do like the keyboard though,but then what do I do with my G13 controller?
  20. I watch Gags quite a bit lonegunner,it's a real funny show.There's tons of clips on YouTube for everyone to watch.
  21. I see you are feeling better X-Ray.I hope so.
  22. Dean,Dean you know you are looking like this guy:
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4AzZIEJ8lw
  24. BMD that's no bad apple,that's what you call a "SOUR PUSS"
  25. Yeah you're right Beers that fish looks pretty dead.LOL great observation.Well he released it on the beach.LOL Good thing fish don't scream.
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