JohnnyDos

Mine came from Disc Operating System.Before we had Windows.Dos does not stand for 2.Remeber you had to load in the disc and type C:/dir or something like that and look for the exe setup to load a game.Then Windows 95 came out.But I kept the Dos name.John is my real 1st name.

British humour the BEST.Thanks SOB I enjoy those litlle skits.

Now this is funny.

Nice neat job Dj.Now get your snow blower fixed.In fact I'll bet you'll be out looking for that pin to fix that broken auger.Better hurry before the next dump comes.Oh real nice place you got there.

Now I hope this is not a fake video. http://www.upworthy.com/2-monkeys-were-paid-unequally-see-what-happens-next?c=upw1

Well I was close PingLo.LOL.I try.LOL

Had a good laugh.too funny. :lol:

London ON.?Astronomer.

Tenneal posted that yesterday Newf.That's how we can tell if people keep up to date with our forums,but it's not your fault cause posts get burried in here quickly.

I live in SMOG right where the "S" is. Also called the "Anus" of Canada or "South Detroit".But I like it here.Few clips I found on You Tube.

I like Steam.Use it all the time.Never had a problem.Hey STEAM haters you know what?Even if you buy a hard copy of a game you will have to go through STEAM or ORIGIN to play it.I'd like to know what is so bad about it?

Worked fine for me.I didn't log in to face book either.What a lucky fucking guy.she wasn't even wearing panties and she had nice boobs and beautiful legs.BMD too bad for you.I'm not kidding.WOW!

My BD wish is for everyone to have safe and happy holidays and that we may be around tomorrow.(WE WILL) and now for some inspirational advice: "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

Well I didn't know it was false.

That is funny Mikepaz,you can pile gifts 6ft.high.Still have the built in "pine smell"?

This should cover everybody: And this song is for me.Espeacially the 1st line LOL:

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge! You must read this...... A proper decision by the courts... for a change. A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Yes Chile I heard that yesterday on the radio.11 years old,I can't even imagine.Oh well they like their weapons over in the US.They said they have more guns than people.Seems amazing to me.

Guns cover tables in front of New Jersey attorney general Jeffrey Chiesa, in Camden, N.J., Tuesday, as he announces the weekend’s gun buyback brought in more than 1,100 guns. He said the mass killing at a school in Newtown, Conn., may have motivated some.

HOLY SHIT.Lucky parents,thank God for that.

Tenneal they found the other part of the calendar,we're gonna be allright.GOOD ONE.

That is funny Czech ,but why are you guys all kind of all hunched over?Low ceilings maybe?Maybe you're too tall.(I know you are tall, I met you at the >XI< fest last summer)LOL BTW you resemble your dad.

Nice!

Plus it has 2 humps.LOL I like yours better Chile.LOL