JohnnyDos

Never heard of that thing Shamu,but I.ve had a cocoon.

That's good news MILKY.

Good skit,good for a morning chuckle.

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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room ; at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Skypilot asked me to post that he will be out of commission for a bit.His PC broke down and he is waiting for it.He should be back soon.THANKS

Happy Birthday Dirk

I just picked it up yesterday SOB.Thanks for your PM. Game looks great.

Then I'd have to say sounds like you have pretty secure job,I sure hope you have time to come the 2nd >XI< Festival this year.Safe driving Gorilla.

What the fuck do you do anyways?Seems' you never stop.All that driving you do you have got to be getting "walletitis" comes from driving with your wallet in your back pocket.Fucks up your sciatic nerve.

You gotta be shittin' me! Is this the original Caper?I thought I saw your name browsing around the website.Well I see you intend to start playing again.(hope so)BTW we still have a Breakfast Club ( COD 5 ) Come join us.I'm still lousy.Good to read your post Caper.

And then this is how it might end up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwwkErDJitQ

I'm just glad I get along with my asshole.

They sure got him.Good chuckle.

You're moving right along Markoff.Can't wait!

I always watch them.Hilarious show.

Got my box with mine and Capt.Tenneal's shirt.Thanks

People born before 1946 were called The Silent & Powerful Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are calledGeneration X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why do we call the last group Generation Y? Y should I get a job? Y should I leave home and find my own place? Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours? Y should I clean my room? Y should I wash and iron my own clothes? Y should I buy any food?

HEALTH MESSAGE 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, then the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ... yet lives for 450 years. AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE??? I'm retired. Just go around me!!!***

Dread one of the comments said this: this is a trick the game only runs on a OS before vista/7 which the majority of people now use so tbh what was the point of this rockstar must know that people use vista or even more yet 7 silly rockstar...

Keep going M8.you're doing a fine job.

Nice trophy,but all I see is you a hood and a windshield.I'd like to see the whole vehicle.Oh a little smile please.

> An atheist was walking through the woods. > > 'What majestic trees!' > 'What powerful rivers!' > 'What beautiful animals!' > He said to himself. > > > As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. > > > He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. > > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. > > > He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. > > > He tripped & fell on the ground. > > > He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. > > > At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: > 'Oh my God!' > > Time stopped. > The bear froze. > The forest was silent. > > > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. > > 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' > 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' > > 'Am I to count you as a believer?' > > The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' > > > 'Very well', said the voice. > > The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: > > > 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat. Important again: ( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauce and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. [/indent]