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JohnnyDos

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  1. BMDean I've been playing it at 7am EST almost every morning now for the last 3 weeks or so.I've been asking SOB how often do they rotate the maps here?I think if they change them up like 2ManyBeers does (every 2 weeks) that might help.I know it works on our COD 5 DM server.Keeps the server fresh.You don't get bored.Shit the last time I saw on COD Utility you guys have something like 700 maps to choose from.Or the other ckoice is come to the DM server on COD 5.We have 57 maps in a rotation and we have about 300+ maps.So you see we have lots of variety not to mention a ton of laughs gas included.
  2. NICE Budman. Thanks I liked it.The bird is the word.
  3. A day early but just the same Happy Mothers Day,with out you ladies I wouldn't be here.
  4. SOB I liked "Baby It's You by the Shirells and was around at the time but I always preferred Lennon's voice singing the songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Bdi_rTSig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsuth_mFAY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Qxlj9pnTc&feature=related
  5. I got it JUD1. Symptons = Simpsons.So can you describe the Simpsons to me.LOL very sneaky.
  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVE.
  7. Beers the map is nice,but you should take all the credit.You do all the work and set up and change the rotations every 2 weeks.Your the BEST.
  8. Just don't forget X-Rays please.And great news, should be here in a few weeks.Hey can we find out how many were ordered?
  9. Hey Jud I've used conditioner to shave my face.Works great.I shave in the shower whiskers are always soft and moist and I even use ordinary hand soap.Face turns out smooth as a babys' ass.
  10. I'd give Bolts a shot.I liked it before but we have a lot of Pray & Sprays in here so not to sure.
  11. > > Well, there's some mighty fine ideas here. Hope you enjoy them... Janine > > Good Household Hints > > Did you know? > > > > You can flip a toaster on its side and grill cheese in it. > > > > Reynolds Wrap has lock in taps to hold the roll in place. > > > > > > The color on the bread tab indicates how fresh the bread is. Those colors are in alphabetical order (b, g, r, w and y) as well as in day order (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday). > > > > > > You can divide and store ground meat in a zip loc bag. Just break off how much you need and keep the rest in the freezer for later. So much easier than dividing and individually wrapping each pound or half pound. > > > > If you place a wooden spoon over a pot of boiling water, it won't boil over. > > > > > > Marshmallows can cure a sore throat. Perfect for kids who don't like medicine. > > > > > Stuffing a dryer sheet in your back pocket will repel mosquitoes. > > > > > > You can freeze cupcake batter for later use. > > > > > You can paint upholstery. > > > > > > You can make your own laundry soap. > > > > > You can dye plastic buttons. > > > > > > You can run a paper bag through your printer. > > > > > You can print directly onto fabric. > > > > > > A dry erase marker can be used on most desk tops. > > > > > > You can mail anything that will take a stamp and weighs less than 13ounces without a box? > > > > > > If you break your blender jar you can replace it with a mason jar. > > > > > > Cereal canisters make the perfect trash can for your car. > > > > > > Medicine cabinets are NOT the safest place for medicine. > > > > > Here are a few more > > Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. > > Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! (But you can scrape off any mold and still eat the cheese without changes in flavor! > > Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and stronger flavored. > > > > > > Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. > > To make scrambled eggs or omelets richer, add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream and then beat them up. > > Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if you want a stronger taste of garlic. > > Reheat leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove on medium-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. > > Easy Deviled Eggs. Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag, seal, mash, add remainder of ingredients, keep mashing, mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw the bag away! > > Expanding Frosting. When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes for the same price. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving. > > Reheating refrigerated bread. To warm biscuits, pancakes or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the bread moist and help it reheat faster. > > Newspaper weeds away. Plant your plants in the ground; work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go, cover with mulch, and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers. > > To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plants and squirrels won't come near them. > > Flexible vacuum. To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings. > > Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip or slacks to eliminate static cling. It works; you will not have a clingy skirt or dress, or slacks when wearing panty hose; ... Ta DA! ... Static is gone. > > Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. > > De-fog your windshield: Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth! > > Re-opening envelopes: If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Voila! It unseals easily. Only for old- fashioned "lick-type" envelopes! > > Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. > > Goodbye Fruit Flies: To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever! > > Get Rid of Ants: Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed! > > Drop a small object on the carpet and can't find it. Place panty hose over the end of the vacuum hose and start vacuuming. The panty hose will keep it from getting sucked into the vacuum. > > Need to cut some corn off the cob. Use your Bundt pan. Place the ear on the opening in the center of the pan, and as you slide the knife down the ear, all the kernels will collect in the main part of the pan.
  12. They all sounded the same to me.Boom Boom Bada Boom Boom Boom Bada Boom. LOL
  13. $650 for 2.2 lbs.What a deal.
  14. You better have a passport Gorilla & NO GUNS.Hey its not that cold here this week we will be in the 70's at least down here in WINDSOR.
  15. Pretty much how I've lived.Nice PWRCRZY.
  16. SOB "Out Of Time" this is the version I remember by the Stones from the "Out Of Our Heads" LP
  17. I'd be shooting for the other hole.
  18. Great intro post Aussie.I remember playing with you quite a bit before and now I see you in the morning again on COD 4 ACE server,and you know I think it is time for you to get a nice >XI< with your name.Welcome to the forums.
  19. Yup I will be getting it also.I have all the others.
  20. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your f*cking brother won't let me in without a tie!"
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