JohnnyDos

Mine's been counting.

http://ca.news.yahoo...-164148262.html Denmark is No.1

BRAVO! BELLO CULLO.

I've noticed that also.They're getting lazy.

I don't know BMD,did you fall down and hit your head or something?Not a very tasteful joke.

Well you sure have a very happy smile on you face.Nice job PAPA.And you're a good man.

Ha, I got the first vote in this month.Don't forget to vote!

The only time worth concerning oneself with is beer o'clock and I decide when that is! That's right DeeJay.I use ths same clock and I love it.

Sorry Markoff.

Too funy Beers.

Have you had any problems with this? I saw the magic box flight or something and this looks way handier. So far 5 people have tried this and now they all want to buy one.The thing is you don't burn the weed.Therefore you get no TAR or carcinigens no smoke or whatever from burning paper and no hot harsh heat like from a burning joint which means no coughing your head off.Very smooth to inhale infact you are puzzled cause you see no smoke only vapour.Then you only use about 1/8 of a gram per little bowl.A couple bowls and you are well on your way.BTW it is not that cheap I paid $229 Cdn.But stupid me missed the promo code to get $40 off.So I've had this for about 3 weeks now and the wife also likes it(she dosen't smoke pot) cause it leaves no odour in the house.I even took it to the dog park and smoked right in front of people and they just think I'm sipping something from a can of something.It is smaller than a Coke can.The latest model is the M107.The older models had a metallic bowl this one is glass or ceramic.

I read that this morning in our local paper DeeJay.Made me cringe.

Well I've been puffin' for 42 years now and I'm still here.I also drink but now I use this to smoke my weed. It's a vapourizer and it's portable.I love it.You hardly use any weed and it leaves no smell and hardly any smoke.This vapourizer is called the A-rizer SOLO.

Funny as hell WiZiD.I even tried to keep it away from him but the guy was way to quick.LOL

EXE you are from France and that is a tape cassette.Comprendre.

Well the only thing I did with that Bic pen other than write was to use it to tighten up the cassette spool if it got loose.

I like the joke DeeJay.

A JOYSTICK ! I thought no one used them anymore.

That's funny Beers.We have our own >XI< STAR

You can shoot me all you want Mazda.As if you don't now.Great job you did there Maz.Next job HOLLYWOOD.I can see it now a new TV series Mazda Undercover.Oh Yeah

Well I guess I'll have to be proud.Ha Ha I did it.

A Week of Smiles! MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!' TUESDAY A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!' The preacher said, 'No shit?' WEDNESDAY Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.' The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?' 'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.' THURSDAY One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.. 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.' FRIDAY A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.' SATURDAY Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.' SUNDAY Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!