JohnnyDos

My mommy my mommy mama mama ahhh!

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Good job Newf.I quit myself about 5 years now.I smoked for 30 plus years.I've quit twice before once for 1 year then once for 2 years.Both times i started to smoke after just one or two cigs.So whatever you do if you want to stop you cannot have another smoke or I'm telling you you will start up again.All times I did it cold turkey.My wife still smokes and so do a few of my buddies but it doesen't seem to bother me.But I still like my weed daily but at least it's not 25 joints a day.LOL GOOD LUCK

For those of you who have Cryusis 2 check it out.Cobryis has made it so you don't have to worry about the Nanno Suit.We don't have to wait for other players to get into the game either.True it won't score up till you have 4 players just give it a shot.Thanks Crysis Admin or whoever is helping with this server.Hey WiZid I'm waiting for you.You to Graffitti.

Happy Birtgday Graffitti my Crysis buddy.Been waiting for you.

Thanks NightMare.I didn't think I was seeing things.Hey Cobryis or Dread or X-Ray fix it so I can play Hogan and Boomslang this morning and maybe we can get a little following if players see people now,cause we don't have to wait for extra players since the new patch.

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate it.' The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.' The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.' The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!' Oh, thank God!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks ... fawl off by self!'

This morning I noticed on our Crysis2 server now that you can get in without waiting for 3 more players that when you get in you have no weapons in your hands only the nade shows up.I went to a few other servers and in those you have a weapon in your hands.There was no one else in the server on ours or the others.So I am assuming something is not right with ours.WHY?

LaRSin Winnipeg Jets +1

ALRIGHT! Looks like we can get on the server without waiting now.Maybe they did listen to my request.Too bad for you who don't like or play any of the Crysis 's we have on >XI<

Nice annology Ph4ntom.Hey I still like my Crysis Wars and we have lots of maps.Also has very nice graphics and different style of game play.I love CWHC.That's how I keep from getting bored.I've bought a few new games in the last 6months.Everyone of them hooks you up with steam and 2 of them use EA Games or Game Spy.So i think some of us who want different maps will be paying for them.Christ at least make it only $1 a map not 4 maps for $15 total rip off.

Very entertaining DeeJay.All 8 min.& 11 sec.

It's official: NHL team returning to Winnipeg from Atlanta

See you in the morning AflacDuck.

And what about if you are a FEMALE Huh?

I go and play every morning with a few >XI< guys but I don't use our servers.I have found a few I can get into without having to wait for players.i also sometimes play on a server that has the Nanno Suit Modules turned off.I've got quite a few Unlocks already.I don't mind the game at all.Most of you guys are too fussy.I only play IA.About spawn killing;it happens on all games just like camping.Just a bunch of wimps in here.Who cares if you win.Not me.

I just listend HXTR while I was reading my local paper on-line.Anyways we's in deep shit.

Ever see the tongue on a BOXER?they are supposed to be the biggest and longest of all dogs.I know what you're doing.LOL Welcome.

I dodwnloaded mine this morning just in case something good becomes of this game.For me mainly map sizes and map making tools also I hope.

Sonovabich We sort of already have one it was started by Chile ages ago called "Great tunes" +1 We sure did.Anyways my son is going to see Kid Rock this Sat.

Nice "Plumber Pants"

History "Rapture" is a combination of New Wave pop, funk, jazz and rap music, with the rap section forming an extended coda. While it was not the first single involving rap to be successful, it was the first to top the charts. The Sugarhill Gang's 1979 hit "Rapper's Delight", a straightforward rap track based on the backing track of Chic's "Good Times", reached #36 on the U.S. Hot 100 chart and was certified Gold. Kurtis Blow's "The Breaks" was released in 1980, and became the second rap single to be certified Gold. The lyrics of "Rapture" included references to hip-hop pioneers Fab Five Freddy and Grandmaster Flash. [edit] Music video Debuting in 1981, the music video was the first rap video ever broadcast on MTV.[1] Set in the East Village section of Manhattan, the "Man from Mars" or "voodoo god" (dancer William Barnes in the white suit and top hat) is the introductory and central figure. Barnes also choreographed the piece.[2] The final shot is a one-take scene of Debbie Harry dancing along the street, passing by graffiti artists, Uncle Sam, a Native American and a goat. Fab Five Freddy and graffiti artists Lee Quinones and Jean-Michel Basquiat make cameo appearances. Basquiat was hired when Grandmaster Flash did not show for the filming.[1]