JohnnyDos

$1,000,000 then I could buy beer for life and still have money leftover.Dumb question.

Wait a minute Harry,I think you should buy the members from a different country a drink (Me,Tenneal and Olive) we try to attend all of these fests and have, then I have more seniority than you in the retirement department so that's another beer for me,then i'll buy you a birthday beer.

Bring that Apple whiskey or whatever it was OLIVE,but this time I won't get sick and my leg is all better and I won't drink that awful Jack Daniels,I'll stick to my beer and maybe some vodka and lots of laughing with Overkill,we missed him last year.Looking forward to being there,the area looks very nice. :yes

Well I see no airports there but I think Tenneal and I can handle the drive.

Hey what about me you turkey brain Rugger,

GREAT SEX QUOTES FROM CELEBRITIES : "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." ~ ~ Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." ~ ~ George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ~ ~ Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." ~ ~ Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." ~ ~ Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~ ~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ ~ Robin Williams "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ~ ~ Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" ~ ~ Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" ~ ~ Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ ~ Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ~ ~ Joan Rivers "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." ~ ~ Steve Martin "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life." ~ ~ Elmo Phillips "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ~ ~ Oscar Wilde

: Shut up wife > > > > A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I > clocked you at 80miles per hour,sir ." > > > The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at > 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." > > > > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, > dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control" > > > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife > and growls, > > "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?" > > > The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful > your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been > higher." > > > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar > detector unit , the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched > teeth, > > "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" > > > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing > your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine. ' > > > The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I > took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out > of my back pocket. ' > > > The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have > your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." > > > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver > turns to his wife and barks, ‘WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?? ' > > > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always > talk to you this way, Ma'am? " > > > I love this part....... > > > "Only when he's been drinking."

"It's Good News Week" Hedgehoppers Anonymous A 60s protest song, it's still true today, news is buried while we look the other way!

I don't.

Man truly evolved from Ape.LOL You're a cute fuzzy little fellow.Want a banana Chetah?

I see you got a quartz counter top, cause granite isn't light coloured.

As of today this is what US gets in Can.funds for $1 US

Mule,before I took the vehicle on a road test,I had to torque all underneath all steering components,all lugnuts,a bunch of electrical components under the hood,headlight aim,paint finish,water test all hinges and bolts on doors,take the vehicle out to the BSR track(bumps,squeaks and rattles) then on an 18 mile road trip stop off at a Tim Hortons Coffee Shop and bring back 6 coffees for the 6 of us who did this job.when I retired I was making $28/hour.In total I worked about 3-4 hrs./day.Great job,but I had to work a lot of years to be able to get that job.Oh and all the torque wrenches were plugged into a computer so you could not skip any part that had to be checked.

Not the shit you find in a ditch I hope,LOLjust kidding.And if we have it in Can. I'll take care of you and a few other US members,but I really would like to treat Sex Panther cause she treated me and Tenneal very nice in Vegas and I know at one of the Indiana places we went to.Plus we got some cookies for the flight home.Like I said depends where we end up.Only thing some states over there are very strict for that shit and me being Canadian,I don't know what those southern states would do to me or us.

I worked for Chrysler Canada,1st on the line spray painter,then metal shop from there to the audit bay where I road tested 2 vans/day and check them for all kinds of things.And finally after 30 years I finished off in Federal Torque dept.Then retired at age 51 June 1st/2003,so now I do FUCK ALL and have enjoyed it for 13 years come June 1st 2016.So I could've kept working till the end of this year till I turned 65,but that meant I would've kept some ones kid out of a job for all this time.Quite a few people I met through work didn't get to see one penny of their pension.In fact my partner who I worked with for 10 years on the same job said he was going to work a few more years,well sorry to say he didn't make it.Then there are quite a few more I know same age as me who decided to work longer and same thing,they are not here anymore.

But I can't smoke my weed or bring it there.But me and Tenneal have attended all of the fests and a lot of you guys always want it held in your own backyard.But I will more than likely attend unless my grapes show up(I make my own wine).Then it depends on money.Special thanks to Sex Panther for making a few of the fests with my bad habit which I like.

This is Three Dog Night as a superlative group of musicians. An excellent cover of The Band's classic song done with respect and power. Marc Bolan had an influence on everyone in the early 70s His Music shall endure

I like it Hxtr

My Goal for 2016 was: To lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & Tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. OK, OK, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat. Just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me Neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.... I forgot where I was going with this. I love being older. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others. A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a Day. PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 was the start Of Daylight Savings Time. Did You forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday Night?

Never use it.Thanks Keg.

You get to see this and more than likely you will be in one of Olives famous video's on YOU TUBE.

Wrong kind of cleavage?

AT THE BAR Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it." His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?

Another garage band I liked.Finally found out where Michael Jackson got the 'glove.The glove was Sam Bonniwells 'trademark' and the rest of the band adopted it.Heavy Metal had to start somewhere !Great rock song some 50 years gone.