BUDMAN

Happy Bday have a good one !!!

Welcome to the forms!!!! and leave your damn knife at home while in the Ace mod server

What was that hxtr .....

>XI< Clan Membership is by Admin invite only. If you are a regular player on our servers and are interested in joining >XI< then you will eventually get approached by a server admin. You must meet all the following requirements before you will be considered for clan membership. We also have an application process in place which allows all the admins the right to deny your application if you're an asshole or a suspected hacker. 1)... Need to be registered on the site with a username and password for 3 months 2)... Need to have made a minimum of 20 posts on the site (including an introduction post about yourself) 3)... Need to use Mic in game 4)... Need to have Teamspeak 3 setup + Xfire 5)... 18 years of age 6)... Game name and website name must match 7)... Need at least 100 hours of gaming time on our servers (you can check this through gametracker, if you need help find an admin) ... You must make an introduction post telling us about yourself. 9)... Your GUID number must be clean on the PBBANS list. PBBANS.com If you have any questions please see an admin and they can help you out.

We can always use another target ................

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All the blue maps need to go from the Ace mod server ..........everyone leaves

Awesome post Joe ...

does your wife read your post................. lmao

Says it ALL ...................

Happy bday Dark ..............and may there be many many more

Dean you should of took my advise ......and bought a motherboard/cpu combo

Done..... and hope all goes well and a God speed recovery

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous > pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMWR advanced toward him out > of a cloud of dust. > > The driver, a young man in a ArmoniR suit, GucciR shoes, Ray BanR > sunglasses and Hugo BossR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, > "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will > you give me a calf?" > > Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his > peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" > > The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, > connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page > on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on > his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the > area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. > > The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and > exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... > > Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhoneR that the image has > been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MicrosoftR database > through an ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his AndroidR phone and, after a > few minutes, receives a response. > > Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, > miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have > exactly 1,586 cows and calves." > > "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. > > He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with > amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. > > Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what > your business is, will you give me back my calf?" > > The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why > not?" > > "You're from the Government. In fact, you're a U.S. Congressman," says > Bud. > > "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" > > "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even > though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already > knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars' worth of > equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are and you don't > know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for > that matter. This is a herd of sheep. > > Now give me back my dog. > > And that's the problem we currently face in the U.S. > > **** >

KICK ASS SIG !!

Congrats to both of you !!!.....Awesome pic's by the way

Thank you and have a great one your self !!!!!!!

Awesome like always ..............

That's just fooking AWESOME !!

Welcome to the the forms...and enjoy the servers

What he said ...lol

Now you can use an stolen laptop ........... lol

Yes this very common on ford's and they sell a special tool to remove those broken spark plugs with out removing cyl heads.Just a heads up !!

Note PC's are a dust magnet !!!

Sounds Good