BUDMAN

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous > pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMWR advanced toward him out > of a cloud of dust. > > The driver, a young man in a ArmoniR suit, GucciR shoes, Ray BanR > sunglasses and Hugo BossR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, > "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will > you give me a calf?" > > Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his > peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" > > The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, > connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page > on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on > his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the > area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. > > The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and > exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... > > Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhoneR that the image has > been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MicrosoftR database > through an ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his AndroidR phone and, after a > few minutes, receives a response. > > Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, > miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have > exactly 1,586 cows and calves." > > "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. > > He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with > amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. > > Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what > your business is, will you give me back my calf?" > > The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why > not?" > > "You're from the Government. In fact, you're a U.S. Congressman," says > Bud. > > "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" > > "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even > though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already > knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars' worth of > equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are and you don't > know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for > that matter. This is a herd of sheep. > > Now give me back my dog. > > And that's the problem we currently face in the U.S. > > **** >

KICK ASS SIG !!

Congrats to both of you !!!.....Awesome pic's by the way

Thank you and have a great one your self !!!!!!!

Awesome like always ..............

That's just fooking AWESOME !!

Welcome to the the forms...and enjoy the servers

What he said ...lol

Now you can use an stolen laptop ........... lol

Yes this very common on ford's and they sell a special tool to remove those broken spark plugs with out removing cyl heads.Just a heads up !!

Note PC's are a dust magnet !!!

Sounds Good

did you take a screen shot of what you had ? If so someone can give them to you

Nice 1 ..... here in the states too

Welcome and

Have fun and enjoy

His mother board is 3 to 4 years old.... time for an upgrade .....Just saying

Asus M3N-Ht Bios

I had the same problem and hooked my G35 head set to a sepreate powered usb hub ....... 3 months now no problem worth a try i had one just laying around...... Note mine would sometimes not show up on start up...... just fyi

Dean what windows are you running and 32 or 64 bit ?

My advise like Simplemod said .............you should allways remove old drivers b4 installing new ones !!! 1st if that don't cure concern look into your psu......... vid cards are power hogs !!!

Nice

HAPPY Bday guys

Happy Bday Dirk

Thanks everyone !!!