GaberialX

I know we borroow floridas law in Georgia, when i was in the military police there, anything over 5 feet was supposed be killed for human safety

nope anal beads are code words for the VANDERSEX!

lol, She got Black ops and finally snapped from CI's and random disconnect.

The water man, it just wont go away.....

hahahaha lol me so funny

Delete the mod

Hold it....... BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

R I P It is good I managed to install(settle) black ops the problem was files that steam had not installed(settled) thank you!! Frickin Canadians eh?, lol still cant understand it lol

thats acually a real gun, lemme call up my old MA1 he has the same one, its, i think, part of the lone wolf glock chrome conversion kits

the map with the shiny water and many islands, i kept getting a graphical glitch, i get a red splotch that takes up 3/4 of my fov unless im climbing something or scoped in

Dark Asylumn well I took the <> off this is such bs of all the things that have went on with this game I understand initial lag crashes and the such doesnt bother me, but this unspecific letter really erks me. I mean let us know what we can and cant change I want my fucking >< them assholes. if I get a perma ban I will shove my $60 game up their asses so your gonna give them a free $60 sex toy?

Renegade45 - Black-ops Sometime back there was a post in here about server probs on black ops and getting kicked.... so someone i cant seem to find it to back up my ranting had put up that we should all add _XI to the name to help the kicking problem... and you can only use >< if you are a member my name for 3 weeks has been Renegade45_XI in blackops and never a problem until bushape jumped my shit today... so it is now permanently removed... Im not a member yet... but a recruit and want to be one... all i did was put that there for others to see im xi kinda sorta.... i give up! Not to sound like an ass, but here i go, Your not XI, if you were (not accusing you, just using it as an example) to go into another server and hack with our tags on, it comes back on us, because to them your a member, whether or not you've been fully patched or not, thus tarnishing our clans name that you so want to be apart of, just hang around, and stay outta trouble, and sooner or later you'll be able to chew someones ass for wearing tags that they don't have yet.

HAHAHA Fucking Epic!

Aigh, phantom said to post a picture if it came up again here ya go brother

Bushape That is a killer idea. What a great concept. Totally awesome. Thanks guys, That should help us devoted Black Op fans. i dont know why, such a rare breed lol

Toothpick I'm lucky that I've trained mine well! He attacks men only when they arn't looking now lol jk

Toothpick I'm lucky that I've trained mine well! He attacks men only when they arn't looking now lol jk

lol i think shadow made one with the same angel for me, Im lookin for a new one if some one wants to make one, just needs an angel, my name and xi for life ^^

PrPleKusH I LOOOOOOVE PANDAS !!! oh and rick when i saw kung fu panda in the parade today i jumped in excitement and my family thought i was on crack :/ Knowin your ass Kush, you probally were lol

you wouldnt happen to be on Bushcraft usa would you lol

1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and will.... and who is going to summon help if you yell "Intruder," "Glock" or "Winchester?" 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. (similar thought from S.M. Stirling's Draka series: Win. And if you can't win, cheat.) 12. Have a plan. 13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact with an enemy." 14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them. 15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 16. Don't drop your guard. 17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you live if hit in your "good" side. 18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them..) 19. Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. 20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. 21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you. 22. Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no one. 23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. 24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4". 25. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the mud, then make sure it still works. You can clean it later. 26. Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at you, when out of breath, etc. 27. Regardless of whether justified or not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature. 28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."

kickin bro kickin

fun fun

bazza 1. they were bloody good. 2. i am now SCARRED for life. 3. NO mercy on the battlefield for shamu and never ever defrost him 4. thank god for teleck to "reblokify" us. Bazza You said that three times You said that three times You said that three times