tsw 8.5

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .....' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

i have the game .but can't play m/p no desktop icon will install..no mp.exe .file .can play single player but when i go to go on line it tells me lost con to ea..after 4 hours on phone with the morons .iam told they are working on it ..so had all i can take .i'll be in BF4 see ya

Cleatwater Beach today .looks like snow right ..[ NOT]

what a bunch of idiots . thanks loader it's fun like every year ..hxtr you hack

Beers it's Hxtr .you know it is ?

went back in .it was on back order ..then after that .it came up ready to order .so for 29.99 .just a waiting game to get the key .now and download it .what the hell .merry christmas to me ..ready to go play some BF4 or ROE . till it's ready single player should be great .

to bad it OUT OF STOCK.

so none of you idiots put up trees this year.really..that's right hxtr did a great job on his .the old saying goes

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?