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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

 

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

 

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

 

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

 

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

 

"Never better."

 

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

 

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.

 

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

 

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained.

 

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."



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I know the guy thought the marine might be a homo,but how would he have known if he was being watched if he was supposed to be asleep?Sleeping with One Eye Open



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And where does all the wool go to when you get a hole in your sock eh Johnny ? lol



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Lol I had marine buddies that would do that shit to fuck with people, its hilarious.



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I know the guy thought the marine might be a homo,but how would he have known if he was being watched if he was supposed to be asleep?Sleeping with One Eye Open

I'd imagine the good night's sleep in the absence of loud snoring was a decent clue. Laughing



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very funny good one


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