Jump to content
Come try out the Arcade, Link at the top of the website ×

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  809
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  41
  • Topic Count:  252
  • Topics Per Day:  0.04
  • Content Count:  2840
  • Content Per Day:  0.50
  • Reputation:   1032
  • Achievement Points:  20424
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  11/29/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  06/25/1979
  • Device:  Windows

Posted

Technical Support how can I help you? 


 

 FEMALE CALLER:  'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down.  This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.  


 

TECH SUPPORT:  'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. 
 Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer.  Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.
 


 

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, 
said what happened to it, ... this is what the technician found wrong. 
 


 


Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...
 

  And you thought YOU had computer problems!!! 

ms!!! 

 

snake1.jpgsnake2.jpgsnake3.jpgsnake4.jpg

 

The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'
... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!

______________________________________________________________

 

Computer Repair


Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service:   What is wrong with it?
Caller :  Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service:  Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!

Caller:  Mmmmm??.. Oh really? ... I will send a picture.

mouse1.jpg



  • Member ID:  45
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  69
  • Topic Count:  982
  • Topics Per Day:  0.17
  • Content Count:  9496
  • Content Per Day:  1.64
  • Reputation:   3763
  • Achievement Points:  68497
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  2
  • Joined:  09/01/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  02/25/1951
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  906
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  144
  • Topic Count:  539
  • Topics Per Day:  0.09
  • Content Count:  17615
  • Content Per Day:  3.10
  • Reputation:   42712
  • Achievement Points:  152483
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  692
  • Joined:  12/20/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  11/30/1960
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  10
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  35
  • Topic Count:  80
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  1071
  • Content Per Day:  0.19
  • Reputation:   7
  • Achievement Points:  6264
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  09/01/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  09/03/1993

Posted

Shit man, I hate printers. Laughing


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.