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  Working peoplefrequently ask retired people what 
they do to make their days interesting.  Well, for example, the other 
day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in 
there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing outa 
parkingticket.  We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about 
givinga senior citizen a break?" 

 

 

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 He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. 
 I called him a Nazi turd.  He glared at me and started writing 
another ticket for having worn tires.  So my wife called him a 
sh..-head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield 
with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This 
went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets 
he wrote...  Personally, we didn't care.  We came into town by bus 
and saw the car had a Nancy Pelosi sticker...  We try to have a little 
fun each day now that we're retired...  It's important at our 
age.
 

 

 

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that was cool ..but the car owner will be pissed when he see the tickets but as long as you had fun..good one ted

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That's a good one Ted!! I'll need to start taking notes on this stuff so I can use it in the future!!

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perfect

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