DEEJAYKEG Posted November 22, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted November 22, 2010 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marryingyou has screwed up my life. 2.I see your face when I am dreaming. That'swhy I always wake up screaming. 3.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; Thisdescribes everything you are not. 4.Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, ButI only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5.I thought that I could love no other --that is until I met your brother. 6.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Butthe roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's emptyand so is your head. 7.I want to feel your sweet embrace; Butdon't take that paper bag off your face. 8.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn,I'm good at telling lies! 9.My love, you take my breath away. Whathave you stepped in to smell this way? 10.My feelings for you no words can tell, Exceptfor maybe 'Go to hell!' 11.What inspired this amorous rhyme? Twoparts vodka, one part lime. NOW WHO SAID POETRY WAS BORING? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
killgirl Posted November 22, 2010 Member ID: 687 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 442 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 17 Achievement Points: 2604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24, 2019 Birthday: 02/21/1970 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Ha ha ha! I want play: Till death do us part for better or worse. I just bought a gun and rented a hearse. Now this is a thread we should keep going...any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeAyeRon Posted November 22, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i consider lyrics as a form of poetry... heres a little taste of mine... got loads of songs worth. Stop Drop And Roll Doesnt Work in Hell by Aaron Larson (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT) the world we know all we do is (FIGHT) well fight for the right to party and were standing at the top hows it feel now to look up at me now? (JUST AS HIGH AS YOU ROSE THATS HOW LOW YOU FELL HOWS IT FEEL NOW ?) you think you could stop us ? slow us down ? or get in the way ? well all i can say is nice try, you only fueld the fire and now (SMOKEY THE BEAR IS PISSED) (Chorus) Everything burns baby it all burns for a reason what goes up is sure to fall ! (WELL BURN THIS WORLD AND ALL YOUR SINS WITH IT HE TOLD US KILL EM ALL AND LET HIM SORT HIS OWN, WERE DOING HIS JOB) i saw it on a sign, the sign from god, and he told me... Stop drop and roll doesnt work in (HEEEEELLLLLLLLL) All these lies you portray and the friends you betrayed we all see it they just dont say a word and thats why im here, i am a voice for the voiceless and ill make sure (ILL MAKE SURE YOU PAY, YOULL PAY FOR YOUR WRONG DOINGS) (ITS MY JOB TO DO THIS AND I ENJOY IT, KILLING THE DEMONS OF THIS WORLD IS MY HOBBY AND THIS WILL BE DONE) (Chorus) Everything burns baby it all burns for a reason what goes up is sure to fall ! (WELL BURN THIS WORLD AND ALL YOUR SINS WITH IT HE TOLD US KILL EM ALL AND LET HIM SORT HIS OWN, WERE DOING HIS JOB) i saw it on a sign, the sign from god, and he told me... Stop drop and roll doesnt work in (HELL) Maybe this will make you happy because it was not me when we were together (WHEN YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS FOREVER) (I WILL STAND, I WILL FIGHT IN THIS WORLD ILL FIND THAT IM RIGHT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 22, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3341 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2603 Achievement Points: 33738 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 15 minutes ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 22, 2010 Nice Guy,s have you read the one I did earlier today Called.... was the night before christmas 2 ....IT IS A TRIBUTE TO XI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted November 23, 2010 !…* ~~~BIBLE~~~ *…! Walking amongst us all this time Hard to fathom the pages as blind Words spoken as one to read Days of old with which to breathe Cross’s followed upon arrival Steps taken up the path of sorrows Leading into a airy field borrowed Dreams and prayers are touched as felt Answering those to which have knelt Grasping upon visions of spirit Believing in things within the distance we hear it Powers unforeseen in the depths of time Nothing will change this for He is our sign Prophecies unfolding from the beginning wrote Pages belonging to an open book moat Sinking within stuck in a grace Knowledge withheld like it’s some kind of race Rightfully belonging to all winners of choice To all of those that can hear His voice Open me up and explore me if your able Learn what it is to be called to the table MY NAME, MY FACE, THESE PAGES OF GRACE, I AM THE BIBLE……! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted November 23, 2010 There was a young lady named Hitchin Who was scatching her crotch in the kitchen. Her mother said,"Rose it's the crabs,i suppose." She said,"Yes,and the buggers are itchin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted November 23, 2010 It was that I drank all that beer, otherwise I'd never called you my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted November 23, 2010 We fell in love at the senior prom... I'm dumping you now 'cause I'm doin' your mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MoeBetta Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 1608 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 411 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 2639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 30 Birthday: 11/12/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted November 23, 2010 Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MoeBetta Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 1608 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 411 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 2639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 30 Birthday: 11/12/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted November 23, 2010 Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it!" Man from Alsass There once was a man from Alsass Who had balls made out of brass He rubbed them together In stormy weather And lightning shot out of his ass! Woman from Wheeling There once was a woman from Wheeling Who got a funny feeling So she laid on her back, Spread open her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling. Clinton and Her Clinton just had to meet her; He thought that no one was sweeter. They had sex on the phone, And when they were alone, They played games like "Swallow the Leader". Superman and Lois As a kid, when we rode on the bus, Deep questions we'd often discuss: "Would it come off divine, Or just blow out her spine, If Superman did it with Lois?" Internet Romance On the internet they found romance, That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type With their hand stuck down into their pants. Father Borr Father Borr said, "Indulgence and fun I abhor," but cloaked truth in pun. "I am sober, and choose To abstain from all booze. As for pleasures of sex, I have nun." Fellow from Kent There was a young fellow from Kent His peter was so long that it bent So, to save himself trouble He always folded it double And instead of coming, he went. Girl from Cape Cod There was a young girl from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from God But it wasn't the Almighty That lifted her nighty 'Twas Roger the lodger, by Gawd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted November 23, 2010 one for my pot smokin homies....: It is all too familiar, too faint and too far Smoke wafting through nostrils, like clouds on the wind to bring nothing but peace to the one within. A hint of green in a silver bowl A blast of fire......and it is over.... But only for the moment... That got me an "a" in art class for my caligraphy Now where the hell is my poetry medal!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nutcutter Posted November 23, 2010 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Share Posted November 23, 2010 There once was a man from BelAir He was doing his girl on the stairs The bannister broke, he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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