BigPapaDean Posted May 23, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 23, 2011 I remember the mostidionic thing me and my brother did! Now compared to some ofyou thiis probably tame but here goes! My brother had a 1972 Dodge Coronet with aautomatic 440 magnum and it was made for road and track. 9ne night in the city of Tulare California he decided to test his driving ability. We were driving south on highway 99 at 100 mph whih isnt all that fast but what he did next almost made me shit my pants. There was an exit we need to take to get where we were going.this xit happened to be a 25 mph exit and it was a double hairpin exit to boot. At 1pp mph he took that exit and put the nose of that car on the inside of the cuvre where we was looking at the curb straight ahead of us and floored the gas. we spun around that curve and then he ht hte brakes and spun thhe steering the opposite was and floored it again. As we came out of tha curb he was slamming on the brakes and we stopped exactly at the stop sign as we we're suppose to be. Now your probably thinking how was i the idiot here, well i rode with him all the time. Okie idiots I told my story it's your turn to step up to the mic and tell us when you first recall when you became a true idiot. Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted May 23, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted May 23, 2011 Uhh my speeding ticket of 125 in a 55, and when the cop asked why i was speeding i replied "im late for school" he smiles and says thats funny. But yet no ones that excited to get to school. Or the times we used to hold on to city busses skateboarding, or the times throwing water baloons off buildings hitting people. Shit these sound more like my fun times rather than idiot times... im a constant idiot.. having fun ! hahaha Awards
RD Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted May 26, 2011 Well since I suffered that dam stroke last Aug I pretty well am an un-coordinated blithering Idiot . I might even go as far as saying I've showcased the word. My game pretty much backs that up . Quite sad indeed as I played BF2 and was on a league for 2yrs. Think I need to change my in game name to Ray Charles or Steve Hawking
RuStY Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1056 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 527 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 2789 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2013 Birthday: 09/28/1970 Posted May 26, 2011 Uhh, well when i was 17 I was driving a z28 with a decked out motor. I was getting on the freeway and punched it before I was straightened out from the on ramp. I spun out and made the car behind me hit the divider, oops. I was fine so was the car, all I remember is the guy called me an idiot like 50 times, it stuck. I wasnt even at fault, he was too close behind me, lol.
HarryWeezer Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 I first realized I was a freakin' idiot, when I fucked the cat. Awards
hxtr Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 26, 2011 One time I remember knowing I was an Idiot.... I used to think boy george was a girl. What an idiot!
NumNutz Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted May 26, 2011 SgtHarryWeezer I first realized I was a freakin' idiot, when I fucked the cat. Hmmm...Harry!!.. your scaring me brother
NumNutz Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted May 26, 2011 hxtr One time I remember knowing I was an Idiot.... I used to think boy george was a girl. What an idiot! Wait a min here..shes a man!?
Angel Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 For me....it would have to be the time me and cspears were driving around one nite and I was for once lettin her drive, which I hardly ever do cause my driving is awesome lol, but anyway we were going down this road around 55-60 mph and she starts slowing* down so much as finally stopping in the middle of the road and when I asked her "what in the world are you doing stopping" and her reply was "there is a dog in the middle of the road". The funny part...there was no freakin dog anywhere and I let her keep driving.
RD Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted May 26, 2011 Angel For me....it would have to be the time me and cspears were driving around one nite and I was for once lettin her drive, which I hardly ever do cause my driving is awesome lol, but anyway we were going down this road around 55-60 mph and she starts slowly down so much as finally stopping in the middle of the road and when I asked her "what in the world are you doing stopping" and her reply was "there is a dog in the middle of the road". The funny part...there was no freakin dog anywhere and I let her keep driving. Well that was a Kodak moment. We use to have to spend $20 to see "things" on the road
Bushape Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted May 26, 2011 I knew I was an Idiot when I ran out of pot and smoked some kind of hedge stuff in a rolled up notebook paper. I don't know what fucked me up. but it did. Some harsh fucking shit there. Or maybe when I bought a book called Legal Highs and it said to take the yellow blooms of Scotchbroom and put it in a jar and let it rot and then dry it out and smoke it. Well I did and my god what fucked up shit. Tasted like cat shit after Harry fucked it. But it does have some THC in it, I guess. Maybe that is part of the reason I am on oxygen now. Never do that again. Love you picture. NumNutz, fucking awesome. Reminds me of my wife when she was younger. Actually she will be 53 next week and doesn't look much different, shows a little age but she still has it. Good one Angel, must have been some good shit. That is one to remember for sure. I have too many Idiot moments in my life, so just saying that makes me a true Idiot. Damn I love you people. Awards
Angel Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 LoL!!! It was beyond a kodak moment. To be honest....I am not sure what all we had done that evening. But now I think about it...not sure if it was that moment or the moment when on an old country road we got pulled over. The reason, cspears was driving over the line and he thought she was drunk. Funny part on that one, I was the drunk one and she was pregnant, hadnt drank a drop. LoL! Oh hell I miss those days.
RogueKill Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 26, 2024 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 When my wife and I were dating we were partying-pulling an all-nighter. We found this "secluded spot out of town where we layed the blankets and got down to business---well the sun came up and we were still goin at it, I noticed somethin out of the corner of my eye..............Our "secluded spot" turned out to be a motocross track and A guy and his three sons had come out to ride.... except we were in the road, so they were just setting there watching!!We ran to the car leaving our blankets and clothes and had to drive home nekkid!!..................................... There was my sign. Awards
RickJames Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 58 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 370 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2552 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 16507 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 26, 2012 Birthday: 08/27/1975 Posted May 26, 2011 I knew I was an idiot after Rugger gave me herpes
WolfTiS Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 26, 2011 I would have to say the time I was about 11 years old and 2 friends and myself where looking at a Playboy Centerfold and it said her mesurments where 38-24-36. I went and got a yard stick and stuck it out in front of my chest and said there ain't no fucking way she is 38. Guess that made me an idiot but i have learned since then... Awards
cspears Posted May 27, 2011 Member ID: 26 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 50 Topic Count: 223 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1545 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 10604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 01/18/1979 Posted May 27, 2011 What about the night the power went out and my idiot self said Open the fridge for some light lol
cspears Posted May 27, 2011 Member ID: 26 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 50 Topic Count: 223 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1545 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 10604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 01/18/1979 Posted May 27, 2011 But Angel the night with the dog and the night I was driving over the line was the same night. You know the funny thing is I drive the same road daily and the other day I thought I saw a dog again in the same spot lol
Angel Posted May 27, 2011 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted May 27, 2011 Thought it was a diff nite....hell i cant remember. Ghost Dog?! LoL
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