Kansas88 Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted November 11, 2011 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to crap that cue ball, he measures everything first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18307 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20359 Achievement Points: 134114 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1202 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6536 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63520 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:54 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2011 lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8455 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7343 Achievement Points: 75154 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 12:28 AM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted November 11, 2011 LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9063 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3580 Achievement Points: 66130 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 11, 2011 good one lmao.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted November 11, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Now that was great. I really did lmao. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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