owens Posted November 29, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2011 A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted November 29, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3348 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33866 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2011 rolf cool mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 29, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8459 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7348 Achievement Points: 75198 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted November 29, 2011 LMAO. That was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 30, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 30, 2011 Love it! One of the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RD Posted November 30, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Thats a classic right there .. Thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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