Sykorsky Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 3380 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 376 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 171 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1965 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Edited April 17, 2012 by Sykorsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jud1 Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 3348 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 1055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 04/04/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2012 Birthday: 04/13/1968 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, noun... It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), o as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mar is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary.) It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to many situations: 1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." 3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!" 4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." 5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!" 6. Disgust "Fuck me." 7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?" 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!" 9. Despair "Fucked again..." 10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." 11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" 12. Lost "Where the fuck are we." 13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" 14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" 15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it." 16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." 17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" 18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" 20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." 21. Directions "Fuck off." 22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer "Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn "Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah Edited April 17, 2012 by Jud1 Sykorsky, P!nk and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sykorsky Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 3380 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 376 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 171 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1965 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 true!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 17, 2012 Literally, LMAO. Jud1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 17, 2012 I love the F word.... my favorite F word saying is ... Want to Fuck? Jud1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jud1 Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 3348 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 1055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 04/04/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2012 Birthday: 04/13/1968 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I love the F word.... my favorite F word saying is ... Want to Fuck? Do you hear "No I Fucking don't" often? ... My ex-wife was ALWAYS saying that!! Now I have a baby Daughter ... and I'm totally fucked, for LIFE! BeerGoat and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 17, 2012 I love the F word.... my favorite F word saying is ... Want to Fuck? Do you hear "No I Fucking don't" often? ... My ex-wife was ALWAYS saying that!! Now I have a baby Daughter ... and I'm totally fucked, for LIFE! My daughter is 20 going on 21.... i am about to be fucked even more. 21! FUCK But Yes... I hear that all the time from most XI here. I have asked just about everyone. Anyone one want to fuck? Good luck on the daughter.... hope she is your joy as mine was and is. But you are fucked. hahahaha Jud1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackeklaus Posted April 17, 2012 Member ID: 1012 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 935 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1987 Share Posted April 17, 2012 thats a good one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Darth Yoda Posted April 18, 2012 Member ID: 934 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 19 Topic Count: 131 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 5656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 19, 2014 Birthday: 08/16/1960 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) You forgot one.............Getting frozen in enemy spawn "Fuck me!" Or "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" Edited April 18, 2012 by Darth Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warface Posted April 18, 2012 Member ID: 490 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 446 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 350 Achievement Points: 3309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 18, 2023 Birthday: 04/25/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted April 18, 2012 getting frozen by angel repeatedly....GO FUCK VIC!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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