blk_plague Posted November 22, 2012 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Posted November 22, 2012 So my wife was always trying to get me to go shopping with her on black friday because she's an addict and apparently these addicts need a sponsor to alleviate the guilt of spending all this money even though it's such an awesome sale. So in my head it's like credit in the bank for whatever the hell i'm addicted to (gaming) just so long as she doesnt know i'm an addict i'm ahead of the game right? Been going strong for 4 years running. I get months of uninterupted gaming.Laid the bitchin and moaning groundwork weeks ahead of schedule letting her know how much I sacrifice for her on this day..........backfire all of a sudden she's just smiling and nodding with that knowing look on her face. She is now utterly convinced I am in denial of being addicted to black friday shopping and has convinced all of our friends and family of this.......Karma you fkng bitch. Years of work down the drain. Back to the drawing board. Happy T-day XI. hxtr, Scrapper, PingLo and 1 other 4 Awards
BurnnBright Posted November 22, 2012 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 14 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted November 22, 2012 Ha ha ha ha!! There's no deal out there that's worth going to Black Friday sales for me. I'd probably end up in jail. I hate shopping and I especially hate rude people. I do all of my shopping online. I can get most of the deals online usually. Beats the heck out of waiting in line and fighting people. Dark Asylumn, simplemod, hxtr and 2 others 5 Awards
blk_plague Posted November 22, 2012 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Author Posted November 22, 2012 Me too now if I could only convince her of the reality of the situation. Awards
hxtr Posted November 22, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted November 22, 2012 So my wife was always trying to get me to go shopping with her on black friday because she's an addict and apparently these addicts need a sponsor to alleviate the guilt of spending all this money even though it's such an awesome sale. So in my head it's like credit in the bank for whatever the hell i'm addicted to (gaming) just so long as she doesnt know i'm an addict i'm ahead of the game right? Been going strong for 4 years running. I get months of uninterupted gaming.Laid the bitchin and moaning groundwork weeks ahead of schedule letting her know how much I sacrifice for her on this day..........backfire all of a sudden she's just smiling and nodding with that knowing look on her face. She is now utterly convinced I am in denial of being addicted to black friday shopping and has convinced all of our friends and family of this.......Karma you fkng bitch. Years of work down the drain. Back to the drawing board. Happy T-day XI. hahahahaha what an idiot. give this guy some tags. hahahaha RIPZILLA and Mule 2
blk_plague Posted November 23, 2012 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Author Posted November 23, 2012 LOL. Thanx but it gets better. So had turkey dinner at sister in laws. Awesome feelin fat and bloated step outside slip on dog chain slide down fkng stairs wrench neck and back. Perfect opportunity right? Wrong! Just got back from the Devils playground AKA Wal-Mart. Got run over by Old witch in auto-cart after and i mean after I stepped back to let the ole bitch through and pretty sure she spit @ me on her way over my foot with a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her crusty ass lips.......will I stop there? Hell no fck you Karma lets do this bitch! On my my way 1 hr away at 2 am. I shall recover my pride and wo to any who cross my path with anything but a smile and a how do ya do cuz I am not your big and I will punch you in the face. Yea though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil cuz I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley! Awards
Mazdarati Posted November 23, 2012 Member ID: 173 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1403 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 774 Achievement Points: 10040 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/08/1962 Device: Windows Posted November 23, 2012 What the hell happened to Christmas !!!! this makes me very sad .... blk_plague 1 Awards
Hunter1948 Posted November 23, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted November 23, 2012 Now if I want to go shopping I go to the kitchen and open the fridge and get something to eat done. Awards
1Tigerlily Posted November 23, 2012 Member ID: 3799 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 45 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 1265 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/13/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 23, 2015 Birthday: 02/28/1969 Posted November 23, 2012 Not much of a shopper
blk_plague Posted November 23, 2012 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Author Posted November 23, 2012 Done dood it! I survived Black Friday and all I got for it was a ................30 muthafookin cft Refrigerator bishes. Booya....christmas shopping ? ....done.... saved over 675$ for all you nay sayer's.....my wife is an amazing bargain shopper im mean friggin amazing and my wife thinks i'm the man again. The Parker family is in complete harmony with the universe. Whether it's sleep deprevation or my wife has placed a spell on me I actually had a good time....hmmm maybe the pain pills..........nah she's a witch. LOL. Hope you all had and have a great weekend. Awards
Nobodygood>XI< Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 219 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 492 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 108 Achievement Points: 2906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 2, 2018 Birthday: 04/28/1957 Posted November 25, 2012 Sleep deprivation will make you think like that, I think it is part of her master plan to brain wash you. Women are devious like that. Soon you will think it was all your idea. Awards
blk_plague Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Author Posted November 25, 2012 Sleep deprivation will make you think like that, I think it is part of her master plan to brain wash you. Women are devious like that. Soon you will think it was all your idea. LOL so true so true but I shall be on my guard. Awards
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