KaptCrunch Posted March 5, 2013 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4479 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3643 Achievement Points: 36581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 40 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 5, 2013 (seen this thought i share) AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWNFINALLY, theguys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)WE ALWAYSHEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDENOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALESIDETHESE ARE OUR RULES!PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1ON PURPOSE!1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THETOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEEDIT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.1.CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THISONE:SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!OBVIOUSHINTS DO NOT WORK!JUST SAY IT!1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLEANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IFYOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDSARE FOR.1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.1. IF YOU THINKYOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CANBE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THEOTHER ONE.1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOUWANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO ITYOURSELF.1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAYDURING COMMERCIALS.1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS ANDNEITHER DO WE...1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULTSETTINGS..PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO AFRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOUSAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT ITIS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT ANANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..1. WHEN WE HAVE TOGO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.1.. DON'TASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICSAS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.1 .. YOUHAVE TOO MANY SHOES.1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!1.. THANKYOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUTDID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...PASS THISTO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...PASS THIS TO AS MANYWOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!" -cracken- , Hemps and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ugotittoo Posted March 5, 2013 Member ID: 5514 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 36 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 46 Achievement Points: 792 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/07/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24, 2013 Birthday: 07/20/1914 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Preach on brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted March 5, 2013 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted March 5, 2013 So true but I didn't say that out loud. LMAO TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted March 5, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8449 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7331 Achievement Points: 75089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted March 5, 2013 Nice list. Right on the money. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boo Yaa Posted March 6, 2013 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Agree!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-cracken- Posted March 6, 2013 Member ID: 4176 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 115 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 2501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 5, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted March 6, 2013 cool rule # 1 is always right rule # 2 see rule # 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 6, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20275 Achievement Points: 133543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 6, 2013 I like rule #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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