pwrcrzy52 Posted February 17, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted February 17, 2010 Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!''OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.'OLD' IS WHEN.... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. 'OLD' IS WHEN... (I sent this in large type so you can read it) Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 17, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 17, 2010 FUCK ME! I"m getting there. Why did you have to remind me LOL.
Sonovabich Posted February 17, 2010 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Device: Windows Posted February 17, 2010 Wow 3 minutes..must be a stud
SlowFry Posted February 17, 2010 Member ID: 97 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2019 Birthday: 01/01/1917 Posted February 17, 2010 Where's my read'n glasses. Awards
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