HarryWeezer Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2013 BigPapaDean, Noears711XI and moonpie 3 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Author Posted May 3, 2013 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book. loaderXI, BigPapaDean, Noears711XI and 1 other 4 Awards
BeerGoat Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:31 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2013 Both good ones. Awards
moonpie Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 2184 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 238 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 298 Achievement Points: 1743 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 03:59 PM Birthday: 09/04/1975 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2013 Nice one, Harry. That reminds me of #2 in the 3 most common redneck lies: 3. I swear my truck is paid for 2. I swear I didn't know she was my cousin 1. I swear I was just helping that sheep over the fence Noears711XI and HarryWeezer 2 Awards
TBB Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20405 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147502 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 46 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2013 Nice one, Harry. That reminds me of #2 in the 3 most common redneck lies: 3. I swear my truck is paid for 2. I swear I didn't know she was my cousin 1. I swear I was just helping that sheep over the fence #4. I swear I didn't know Hxtr was my sister!! Noears711XI 1 Awards
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