HarryWeezer Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 3, 2013 Noears711XI, BigPapaDean and moonpie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book. loaderXI, Noears711XI, little_old_man and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:45 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted May 3, 2013 Both good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
moonpie Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 2184 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 238 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 298 Achievement Points: 1743 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 08:41 PM Birthday: 09/04/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted May 3, 2013 Nice one, Harry. That reminds me of #2 in the 3 most common redneck lies: 3. I swear my truck is paid for 2. I swear I didn't know she was my cousin 1. I swear I was just helping that sheep over the fence Noears711XI and HarryWeezer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 3, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 3, 2013 Nice one, Harry. That reminds me of #2 in the 3 most common redneck lies: 3. I swear my truck is paid for 2. I swear I didn't know she was my cousin 1. I swear I was just helping that sheep over the fence #4. I swear I didn't know Hxtr was my sister!! Noears711XI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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