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Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.  Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Dave even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that........... Dave was too tired.'

 



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Hey Johnny, have you been helping your wife around the house lately? lol



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Hey Johnny, have you been helping your wife around the house lately? lol

I kid you not,she does everything.All I do anymore is just take the dog to the dog park,I come home make a little lunch,somtimes take a little nap,then we both go outside,I drink beer 6-10 & vaporize she drinks my homemade wine 14% alc. 6pm we eat, sometimes I BBQ.Then watch TV a bit,I pass out at around 9 get up at 4 am or earlier and go online read my paper she wakes up at 6am.OH BTW we are both retired, me for 10yrs. Wife for 7.Everything is beautiful we get along just fine,next February will be our 40th year together married,but we've been banging for 44 years,BEAT THAT.Ha


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