Flash Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Posted December 31, 2013 Well >XI< Fam while i was out doing my school studies i was still living the Idiot life lol. I will let yall take a look at this X-Ray and tell me what you think happened. Maybe even make up a story as to what happened. let the stories BEGIN! Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted December 31, 2013 Whilst in a knitting class, Blu impaled his left hand with a knitting needle, causing a halt to his woollen undergarment project. The radiographer who took this X-Ray found the incident hilarious as only the best films are tagged with "Laughing (Really) My Ass Off". How did I do? BigPapaDean and HellKid 2 Awards
Hemps Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 1482 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2018 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 15303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 3, 2024 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Device: Windows Posted December 31, 2013 did you go and shoot yourself with a BB gun? BigPapaDean 1 Awards
Flash Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Author Posted December 31, 2013 that had me laughing deejay! haha but Hemps i will say it was yes a bb gun xD BigPapaDean 1 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted December 31, 2013 that had me laughing deejay! haha but Hemps i will say it was yes a bb gun xD that was gonna beebee my guess too. Lol
Flash Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Author Posted December 31, 2013 lol this happened last year. in the next day or so i will say what exactly happened and then youll know why im an >XI< haha Scoarch 1 Awards
Scoarch Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 1733 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 614 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 555 Achievement Points: 5925 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2022 Birthday: 10/14/1967 Posted December 31, 2013 i have a bb in hand story also. and i can be classified as an idiot because of it. you really got my wondering what happened to you. tell us your tale and after i will tell you mine. lol. cant wait to hear what happened Awards
Hemps Posted December 31, 2013 Member ID: 1482 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2018 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 15303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 3, 2024 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Device: Windows Posted December 31, 2013 lol this happened last year. in the next day or so i will say what exactly happened and then youll know why im an >XI< haha let me guess.....you where wondering if the BB gun you had was powerful enough to break your skin if you shot yourself in the hand? Dark Asylumn 1 Awards
Leadfinger Posted January 1, 2014 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Posted January 1, 2014 BluBird was playing BB baseball in he catcher position and forgot to bring his catchers mitt . . .STRIKE THREE! . . .lol Awards
Flash Posted January 1, 2014 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Author Posted January 1, 2014 Lololol. You guys are killing me!!! And Scoarch I will tell my story soon enough lol. I wanna hear more great made up stories of how I got this BB in my hand:) Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted January 1, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted January 1, 2014 your friend was aiming for your balls and you protected them with your hand.... I dunno
Flash Posted January 1, 2014 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Author Posted January 1, 2014 lol ok so here is the story. I was playing around with my BB Gun. I didn't know that it had been cocked and loaded. apparently someone had been using it. anyways, so I was watching a movie on my couch working on my gun I had my had close to the barrel but not on it and I pulled the trigger. well next thing I know I felt the bb and within seconds I had a lot of dark red blood pouring out of my hand. and 5 mins later i was screaming in pain cuz i guess the intial shock was over. went to a couple of doctors. one kind of wanted to cut my hand open but then again didn't want to because he would have to cut into the muscle. so then i saw another doctor and he said leave it. youll be fine itll eventually come to the surface. and now my hand is healed with my BB still in it:) lolol yes i was an idiot. HellKid 1 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted January 1, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) that's dumb advice... if it's far enough in it won't come to the surface for a long time and will get trapped by scar tissue... then you risk it becoming an absess. (and getting pussy / infected) You should've just used a big magnet to pull it out.... duh... Edited January 1, 2014 by eidolonFIRE
BigPapaDean Posted January 2, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) Bb my first thought was this! You missed us right down serious so you devised this plan to prove you are still and always will be an idiot! First you was looking for some dumbass to have them shoot you in the hand but they was all a might to queasy! So in your little soft beating heart the one you took from the Bluebird you took the name from and decided you needed to pay pentence for your dubious crimes toward a poor little defenseless bluebird! You went out to the front yard so all could see your idiotacy bravery and feinted but on the way as you fell you accidentally shot yourself in the hand! This is where you conceived the idea that you would try to fool us other idiots with a lame story that you had NO intention of doing any of this! Too late your heart was beating like a poor little bluebird and you did the most AMAZING TRICK EVER! YOU GAVE YOURSELF M-2-M recessatation and revived yourself! The one thing that gave away your true intentions was you had blood all over your mouth and the poor little bluebird was panting feverously! After a knock in the noggen you seem to have recovered your senses but be very carefull how you treat that little bluebird as we have audabon members here watching your every move! It is good to have you back regardless! Edited January 2, 2014 by BigPapaDean Flash 1 Awards
LandShark Posted January 2, 2014 Member ID: 698 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1145 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 782 Achievement Points: 7232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 15, 2024 Device: Windows Posted January 2, 2014 You shot yourself so u could have a ball? BigPapaDean, Flash and Bonekeeper 3 Awards
little_old_man Posted January 2, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 2, 2014 Hmmm, I wouldn't think leaving a copper BB embeded in your hand would be a good idea. At some point the copper may oxidize, and copper oxidation is toxic to humans. This is why some cookware is made of copper but the inside is lined with steel or tin. I have a custom made copper sink in my kitchen and the guy who made it said not to place food directly in the sink and then eat it because of the oxidation toxins. I had a dozen buck shot taken out of my back when I was 16. Some douche bag was hunting on our family farm and heard me through the woods and shot me at about 50 yards. Hurt like a MF'r but I lived to tell about it. Awards
Flash Posted January 2, 2014 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Author Posted January 2, 2014 Hmmm, I wouldn't think leaving a copper BB embeded in your hand would be a good idea. At some point the copper may oxidize, and copper oxidation is toxic to humans. This is why some cookware is made of copper but the inside is lined with steel or tin. I have a custom made copper sink in my kitchen and the guy who made it said not to place food directly in the sink and then eat it because of the oxidation toxins. I had a dozen buck shot taken out of my back when I was 16. Some douche bag was hunting on our family farm and heard me through the woods and shot me at about 50 yards. Hurt like a MF'r but I lived to tell about it. The doctor said because people have been shot with shotguns they would leave some of the bb's if they are to deep in. he said it would be ok to leave it simply because it wont hurt the body itll just heal around it. i will say that when it gets cold outside i can defintely feel it. it hurts. Awards
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