Wild Fire Posted February 12, 2014 Member ID: 5468 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 684 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 659 Achievement Points: 6521 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 04:20 PM Birthday: 06/22/1965 Device: Android Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had No matches, he asked Paddy for a light. 'Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Paddy replied and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'My God, man!' exclaimed Mick, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?' 'Well,' replied Paddy, 'I got it from my Genie.' 'You haff a fecking Genie?' Mick asked. 'Ya, sure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Paddy. 'Could I see him?' Paddy opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the Genie, Mick says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?' 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Mick asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Mick sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the Irish sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead. Over the roar of the one million ducks Mick yells at Paddy, 'What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!' Paddy answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?' Edited February 12, 2014 by Wild Bill little_old_man, Blackbart and JohnnyDos 3 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted February 12, 2014 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted February 12, 2014 :lol:
TBB Posted February 12, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21342 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23029 Achievement Points: 152946 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted February 12, 2014 lol - good one Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 12, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 12, 2014 I know what he wanted,Hahahah.Pretty good I like it.
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