ScRiPt3r Posted February 28, 2014 Member ID: 20738 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 378 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 532 Achievement Points: 4185 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/31/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 10:15 PM Birthday: 07/29/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2014 A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is much smarter than any cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON , and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense! Irish cop says, "License and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Irish cop says, "Ye didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish cop says, "Ye still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please, sir." London Lawyer says, "What's the bloody difference?" Irish cop says, "The difference is, the sign says stop, not slow down, so, ye havte come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Irish cop says, "Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Now, ye English arsehole, do ye want me to stop, completely, or just fookin slow down?" Sammy, eidolonFIRE, baldie and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted February 28, 2014 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3342 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2617 Achievement Points: 33770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Android Share Posted February 28, 2014 ROFL nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Leadfinger Posted February 28, 2014 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2014 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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STARPICKET Posted March 1, 2014 Member ID: 3472 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 71 Achievement Points: 1194 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/31/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2021 Birthday: 12/03/1941 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Good one, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Olive Posted March 1, 2014 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2660 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4123 Achievement Points: 22968 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 1, 2014 Good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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