DEEJAYKEG Posted March 31, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 31, 2010 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through theAfghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find alittle old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie' Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted March 31, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17624 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42732 Achievement Points: 152552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted March 31, 2010 good one Awards
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