JohnnyDos Posted June 17, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 9176 Achievement Points: 69487 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted June 17, 2014 A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Adam ate the apple, too!Men will never learn Wild Fire, ldoz, TheLastColdBeer and 5 others 8
BigPapaDean Posted June 17, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1219 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 6589 Content Per Day: 1.14 Reputation: 4446 Achievement Points: 63914 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:19 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 17, 2014 We get screwed without doing any screwing! JohnnyDos 1 Awards
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