JohnnyDos Posted January 25, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 25, 2015 Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school."What's your name?" asked the teacher."Mohammad," he replied."You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you willbe known as Frank."Mohammad returned home after school."How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked."My name is no longer Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Frank.""What?" she said. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying todishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"And his mother beat him.Then she called his father, who beat him again.The next day when Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all ofhis bruises."What happened to you, Frank?" she asked."Well shortly after becoming Irish I was attacked by two fucking Arabs." Sonovabich, azzkikr, Barron and 10 others 13
little_old_man Posted January 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 25, 2015 That made me laugh out loud. Awards
Onyx Posted January 25, 2015 Member ID: 7547 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 714 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 621 Achievement Points: 5030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4, 2020 Birthday: 07/10/1984 Posted January 25, 2015 Strangely, the one thing we don't have a lot of in Ireland is Arabs lol. Good joke none the less iboomboom 1 Awards
Nisty* Posted January 25, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Posted January 25, 2015 Hahaha i read it out loud....... woops..... ^^ Awards
TBB Posted January 25, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21161 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22852 Achievement Points: 151820 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 25, 2015 GOOD one - thanks! Awards
FlakVest Posted February 12, 2015 Member ID: 22389 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 20 Achievement Points: 269 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 18, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 God invented beer so the Irish wouldn't take over the world!!
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