White_Dragon Posted July 22, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) In a crowed city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and her turn came to get on , she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her to lift her leg high enough to get to the first step. Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a few inches, thinking that this would give her the slack needed to raise her leg to the first step only to discover she still couldn't. So, being a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind herself and unzipped her skirt another 3 inches. Once again to her dismay, she still could not raise her leg high enough. With another little smile at the bus drive she reached behind herself for a third time and unzipped her skirt another couple inches and once again to her dismay could not raise her leg enough to reach the bottom step. About this Time , a very large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up ever so gently and placed her on the first step of the bus. She then went Ballistic and turned to the would be good Samaritan and yelled, "How Dare You Touch My Body! I don't even Know who you are!" The Texan Smiled and and with his southern Draw said " Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with ya,all but after you unzipped my fly three times I Kind,a figured we was becoming fast friends. Edited July 22, 2015 by White_Dragon tsw 8.5, hxtr, eidolonFIRE and 3 others 6 Awards
Sammy Posted July 22, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2015 Thats funny. However, must be a pretty long fly. hxtr 1 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted July 22, 2015 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted July 22, 2015 Thats funny. However, must be a pretty long fly. ... I think he kept zipping it back up. Scoarch and hxtr 2
Sammy Posted July 22, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2015 If so, and each time she zipped 'up', then it must have been unzipped to begin with. Perv. hxtr and eidolonFIRE 2 Awards
hxtr Posted July 23, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 23, 2015 Is the first step now 3rd base?
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