Krackennutz Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 22889 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 65 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 350 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 413 Achievement Points: 2835 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/14/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Device: Windows Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years."Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.""No problem," he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra.No one says a word.So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.Still, nobody says a word.So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain.Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*******g dishes!" Edited September 16, 2015 by Krackennutz eidolonFIRE, JohnnyDos, L!ckALotAPus and 1 other 4
Krackennutz Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 22889 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 65 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 350 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 413 Achievement Points: 2835 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/14/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Device: Windows Author Posted September 16, 2015 remove if it breaches the rules
Sammy Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 16, 2015 I dont care who you are, thats funny right there. -Larry the Cable Guy Awards
TBB Posted September 17, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20641 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22622 Achievement Points: 148872 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 17, 2015 Good one - thanks Awards
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