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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but
the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she
had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of
them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his
side  of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
replied:  "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes
out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh. He won!



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