joke of the day

[tsw 8.5]

A man was dining alone in a fancy
restaurant and there was a

gorgeous Blonde sitting at the next table..He had been
checking

her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with
her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her
glass eye came flying out of its socket towards
the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the
air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,'
the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards they went to the
theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed,
she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She
listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she
asked him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a
wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a
gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
was amazed. Everything had been so
incredible!

'You know,' he said,
'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?'

'No,' she replied. .
..




She said ... ..:

'You just happened
to catch my eye.'
 

[tsw 8.5]

that is funny